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Hi this is where I keep my memes

[animentality]

[verdantry]

You are small potatoes to me. And brother I’m about to start mashing

[verdantry]

You are small potatoes to me. And brother I’m about to start mashing

[ikkabi]

[rcktpwr]

i dont need anything from beautiful women today.  i did magnificently on splatoon.

[clubpenguinkiller]

Playing salmon run on profreshional is like

[amurder-ofcrows]

listen i’m bisexual so that means i’m attracted to

vampires

gomez AND morticia addams

any man with long hair

women who can and will murder me

the entire concept of period dramas

[cuddledot]

I feel like there's more to add in the picture and its gonna get cramped up, but can we All Agree.

[philosophyshitscribble]

i wanna play a tabletop RPG where my six stats are

gumption

chutzpah

moxie

childlike wonder

the cut of my jib

and a certain je ne sais quoi

[fistfights]

Girlboss manwhore couple she’s killing he’s fucking nobody is doing the housework

[girard]

whore outfit ( buttoned up shirt and full length pants)

[haunted-fen]

A brief insight into a world where animals vocalize like Pokémon:

Patient: “What’s wrong with me?”

Doctor: “Well let’s take a listen.”

Muffled voice from inside patient: “Tapeworm”

[flimflix]

[vampirebitesandbloodvials]

yes, pursuing a vampire romantically may end up with me getting myself killed, but it's a risk I'm willing to take

[slightmood]

my digital footprint is a clown shoe I fear

[utopians]

haters see me and say christ what is that

[amazoogle]

[giraffesonparade]

My doctor after hearing me describe my symptoms