getting down and dirty with a procyon lotor

30s • ace • they/them

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Rocket's (headcanon) BDAY / GotG Day got me like Lady Gaga but instead of clubs it's every bit of Marvel media that features the Guardians. Happy bday to my favorite.

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it's hard out here for a pimp diehard shipper

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when that early-movie symbolism hits juuust right--

(this is adam being yeeted into the guardians sign, if it's hard to see)

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when i want to hurt myself I think about how fucking scared yondu must've been in vol.1 when peter was dying in space saving gamora, and how he likely couldn't express it in front of his crew because he'd been playing this "grr i'm gonna kill quill" persona up til then

when i want to heal myself i remember that in vol.2, ego only destroyed awesome mix vol.2, and that awesome mix vol.1 was probably in the milano's tape deck

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normally i only watch vol. 3 as part of a full binge, because it really gets me in my feels, so you can imagine my surprise last night when i calmly stated, "think i'm gonna watch volume 3 tonight," and proceeded to do so

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a neighbor of the people I clean for was sunbathing in her backyard and listening to the guardians of the galaxy soundtrack.

What I said: Your music taste is impeccable, 10/10 no notes.

What I wanted to say: are you a casual fan or do you write rocket fanfics that I can consume?

[bimirmir]

Dropping it here and scurrying back into the woods like a cryptid i am

[freakedouthow]

may 5 is my headcanon for rocket's bday

reasoning: most raccoon kits are born from april to may, rocket strongly fits the taurus vibe, and 2 of 3 GotG movies were released that day

so yeah, happy bday to this king 👑

[urbanfox197]

I ask Rocket Tumblr to declare May 5 as Rocket Raccoon birthday. We can make it canon

@rakruined @raccoon-coded @happylittleshrub @ohfugecannada @buggybuggboo @netwarior @gumcatbd @ripple1256 @sprout-222 @sunllghtt

[happylittleshrub]

I support this! 🥳🎂

[freakedouthow]

*whispering* this is the greatest day of my life

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Peter: That is low, Rocket. Even by your standards.

Rocket: My what, now?

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had this thought at like 3am and it made me laugh but i don't think it should have

for those who've never heard the term:

"Third culture kids...are people who were raised in a culture other than their parents' or the culture of their country of nationality, and also live in a different environment during a significant part of their child development years."

[freakedouthow]

may 5 is my headcanon for rocket's bday

reasoning: most raccoon kits are born from april to may, rocket strongly fits the taurus vibe, and 2 of 3 GotG movies were released that day

so yeah, happy bday to this king 👑

[freakedouthow]

two of the GotG movies released on May 5 so that's my de facto "guardians of the galaxy movie binge day" -- but since i have rehearsal today, i'm about to make my love for these weirdos everyone else's problem

anyway, happy GotG day to all who celebrate. ✨

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rewatching the I Am Groot series and honestly Groot had such a '90s upbringing. wandering into public spaces to engage questionably with their resources and local wildlife before skedaddling. 10/10, absolutely enthralled, takes me right back to my grubby childhood

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i'm watching Disney movies in order today as background noise and i found this gem while scrolling ahead on the D23 list. 10/10 reference, give this employee a raise.

[blousquidly]

HehehehehHOHOHO rocket

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opening tumblr in public and getting blasted by all the rocket furry art on my feed got me like

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me with all the ships popping off in the marvel rivals fandom

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I can't believe y'all got me my first 500+ notes post ever on the ONLY post that's NOT about Rocket on my Rocket-focused blog

anyways I would like to thank the academy (tumblr babes) for being Like That (affectionate) about their ships