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Sick of all the shit all the time

[wordfather]

when characters i do not own and do not control don't act the way i want them to

[technofinch]

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

[fairytaleasoldastime]

Babies! 

[feraligatr]

if it’s raining and it’s pouring, you KNOWWWWW that old man is snoring

[beingharsh]

let's fuck him

[feraligatr]

Yes

[theygender]

If you ever find yourself thinking "oh it's only ██:00, I still have plenty of time before this turns into sleep deprivation" that is the devil speaking. Go to bed NOW before it's too late

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[kosmogrl]

[guerrillatech]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Holy shit that's so cool

[knightofleo]

[beckiboos]

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

[kandykittixd]

This is now my favorite photo

[windup-angel]

the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

[droughtofapathy]

[misandrynistic]

[nobodyiswatchingus]

Waterfall amidst a mountain covered in ash after a volcano eruption.

Taken in Iceland. One of the most unique landscape photos I’ve ever seen.

[cocoaboywonda-deactivated202112]

[sophie-cecilia]

[lilh0bbit]

[lovecatcher]

[infected]

Place de la Cathédrale, Rouen, France, photo by tealioio

[aurpiment]

Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it

[oarfjsh]

[tessa-the-duck]

here you are sweetie

[sputniksea]