Object fucker

NSFW / suggestive blog. I post objects I wanna bang; feel free to submit objects YOU wanna bang too ! ☝️ 🔞 NO MINORS !!! robotkin, planekin & floatiekin

[freakjectum]

Obligatory intro post ☆🛩

Fokker ( he / any ) 🪲🌿

I'm an adult ! No minors please !

I'm the only mod running this blog :] Submissions for fuckable objects are always welcome and always encouraged; the ask box is always open !

☆ this is a blog for me to organize all my objectum posts, fantasies, crushes, etc.

I BLOCK ;

Transphobes / terfs / transmeds / exclus / etc. I support good-faith IDs. Argue with the wall.

Zionists. Free Palestine. Argue with the wall.

American conservatives, maga-adjacent weirdos. No exceptions

This blog is otherwise discourse free, don't bring it up please n thank you :']

[superhumans]

boo boo keys

[freakjectum]

As a restaurant worker theres smth very intimate about the walk-in

[freakjectum]

Sit on that plush-toy's face !

[vampyre-kin]

I saw somebody making fun of this on twitter and I want it so bad, I am not joking.

[objectum-culture-is]

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[freakjectum]

Pocket watches from pinterest. All of them will go in my mouth

[freakjectum]

Loveee old grandfather clocks I want to lay on top of them (delicately) and rub up against them 🕰️🕜

YOURE SOO REAL FOR THIS.. I love grandfather clocks, would love to rub on one and feel it ticking..

These lovelys off pinterest are what comes to mind, personally at least..

[chocolateheartwizard]

[abigailselfships]

Ok, maybe sometimes pinterest is a little funny

[lightgaswaterelectricityrent]

[niftyanswersorryiasked]

do you think that when the big arm on the trash truck aggressively grabs the trash can on the curb and dumps it into the truck that it's like a little sexual for the trash can

[niftyanswersorryiasked]

brother why would i want twice as many people to see this

[portraitoftheoddity]

choke me harder, daddy.

[mikkeneko]

[crabussy]

forcefem this forcemasc that. what about forcehouse. convert that truck into a housetruck. convert that bus into a housebus. convert that boat into a houseboat. and you NEED to be weird about it no matter the cost

[buskisser640]

I've been feeling bummed abt the lack of objectum/vehium blinkies online with less obvious vehicle choices than car, so I figured out how to make them, and made some! Oh, and a tunnel one. Enjoy :)

Feel free to use. No crediting needed.

[freakjectum]

Oh.... Yamanote line... 💚

[freakjectum]

I feel strongly about antique keys. I want to put them in my mouth and suck on them or twist one inside me (when they’re clean and sanitized ofc)

Based and understandable 🗝 i bet the metallic taste and smooth texture are a wonderful combination.. Would tongue tf out of some ridges on a key also. 10/10

[sugarfrostedapples]

the original xbox with the retrofighters hunter wireless gamepad (credits: veddermandenis on insta)