Dicks look like strange vegetables

Brand New, The Cure, Say Anything, Blink-182, HIM, Frank Sinatra, The Beatles, Amanda Palmer, The Dresden Dolls, The Smiths, Dinosaur Jr., Sadstik, Smashing Pumpkins, The Violent Femmes, Johnny Cash, Joy Division, Atmosphere, Elo, Cher

[timetraveldean]

when someone says I’m being over dramatic

[sir-scandalous-deactivated20181]

No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have

[bumbleshark]

david: virgo, libra, sagittarius, taurus  alex: LEO, gemini, aries table: cancer, pisces, scorpio, aquarius

[freedummring]

[suuasooadjkjjfkfbhjbsj-blog]

the straight agenda

nike

“how do lesbians have sex”

bad facial hair

weed socks

“IM NOT GAY!!!!”

comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet

[explanatory]

no homo

wearing shorts in the winter

adidas slippers

[massivemishamiga-deactivated201]

colour coding babies

“Pink is a gay colour”

“gay best friend”

get married by not-elvis is vegas while fucking smashed

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

REBLOG IF DICK CHANGED YA LIFE

[jonbutter]

president richard nixon changed all of our lives when he tried to cover up #watergate

[banneryfapping]

[beyoncevevo]

u ok

[kimpissable]

moon emoji

[best-of-imgur]

[memewhore]

[animal-factbook]

How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one! They are surprisingly handy at household maintenance tasks. 

[unclefather]

[thursday]

[kingputaz]

SpongeBob don’t give a fuck about your gender roles

[canklequeen-deactivated20120513]

MOM, THERE’S A SINGING MOOSE IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE

[casualcryptid-deactivated202205]

[bikinipowerbottom]

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

[newshame]

[bellamybake-deactivated20150605]

Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died.

[macklemorehentai-deactivated201]

Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.

[squilliamm]

“What I imagine rich white households to be like”

Where is the lie?

[ahdkfltorensnd-deactivated20240]

This is too real.

[sixpenceee]

This giant alligator was photographed roaming a golf course in Florida.

[princeowl-deactivated20150410]

leave him alone hes just trying to golf

[thgirwemailliw1]

[iwishihadafather]

this is such a look