satan's blog

plural - they/he/any - minor

[styxcord]

Ya'll ever have that one alter that fronts once and then disappears for two years

[plural-the-way-you-dont-like]

Personative

A term to describe a persona becoming an alter.

[actualdemontqbf]

what do we think of caterplural🥹🥹

[orchardsys]

Okay.yeah pal sure….okay hahah sure okay haha

[loungin]

[leathersys]

so who was gonna tell me there were actually two of us

[perma-posting-system]

"oh..how do you know someone else is fronting??"

taste buds differences.

deadass I thought I was a host when I took of sip of a monster and it tastes HORRID

[freakysatan]

I TH OUGH5 THSI WAS ONLY US

[silliest-of-the-sillies]

apparently its opposite day in hell today….

so many people have changed their name to the opposite of their name and i find it very amusing

[mortalreportwithsaint]

Saint is sinner

Deo is diavolo

Salem is improper

DoorDash is still evil

Satan is...

[freakysatan]

GOD!!!!!!

[officeshelpdesk]

由于中国世纪已经到来，我现在只会用（可能写得不太好的）简化汉语来发帖。

[officeshelpdesk]

有一天，我们都会回首往事，大笑起来，不过，我们会以一种明显的中国方式大笑。

[officeshelpdesk]

当有人谋杀“South African Pedophile Hitler”时，我会回去用英语发帖

[discord-the-app-offical]

No clue what you’re saying but right on brother

[silliest-of-the-sillies]

ive started to steal some of my sysmates little quirks and habits which means that yet again we’re less defined and its a little upsetting but they also actively get pissed at me for (ACCIDENTALLY) copying them so i think its worth it

[freakysatan]

this happens to us too actually

[kyleehenke]

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you don’t have a tumblr 

[silliest-of-the-sillies]

i hate gay people

[the-cries-of-the-damned]

sinners’ introduction

this is a small color coded introduction with everybody’s respective blogs linked. this is so my reports are more organized, NOT to boost my sinners’ and coworkers’ blogs. definitely not.

doordash - hell’s primary food source. goopy. - @official-doordash

(prince) deo - hell’s very alien prince. - @astrocunt123

satan - lucifer. possibly the only one in hell with more power than me. - @freakysatan

saint - my very paid worker. work that front desk queen (gender neutral). - @mortalreportwithsaint

salem - whole lotta s names huh. me. - @silliest-of-a-few-of-the-sillies

sorry about the pings, sinners. not really.

[official-doordash]

Me mentioned !!!!! By god !!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mortalreportwithsaint]

ME ALSO MENTIONED!!!!!

[freakysatan]

me mentioned 👅

[official-doordash]

Uh... what'sa the goop? - @interdimensional-mario-brothers

Huh ? Oh !! It’s just kinda something that my body makes . No clue why . I’ll ask the royalty about it, eventually …. Anyway, are you back in Hell or have I been too preoccupied too realize you two have still been here ?

[interdimensional-mario-brothers]

Well, the'a pipe doesn't seem to'a go, so we can'a come back whenever!

It still feels'a weird calling the Underwhere "Hell"

[official-doordash]

Hm . What’s the difference between the two ? Other than the difference in ruler, apparently . I still have no clue how any purity saved any kind of Hell, but anyway . Do you guys want any more food ?

[interdimensional-mario-brothers]

Hmmm... do you have'a any mushrooms or power ups?

[official-doordash]

Uh … we have more mushrooms, the type that were on your pizza …… as for the “power ups” ? I can ask, but I don’t think I know anywhere that has those …. Unless you know a place ? I don’t think I’ve ever even heard of them ….

[interdimensional-mario-brothers]

Those mushrooms were weird, but they did'a taste good!

A power up! Like'a this!

*Mario reaches into his pocket and pulls out a fire flower! ...a weird looking cartoony flower with eyes.*

[official-doordash]

I- …. What ..?

*the flower only seemed to confuse DoorDash more, its head cocking to the side as it stared at the item.*

I don’t think I’ve ever seen something like that … um . Tell you what . I’ll go looking for something like that and circle back to you . But first, remind me where you guys came from ? I’ve been doing the whole “intergalactic merchant” merchant thing for a while and I’ve never encountered something like … that .

Maybe I could ask my liege, or Saint . Saint would probably know

[mortalreportwithsaint]

[A divine haze forms saint and they stumble out]

What about me? I was called here by doordash. Is something up?

[official-doordash]

Oh thank tooth, you’re useful . Do you know if … whatever that flower thing is … is native to Hell ? I’ve never seen those before and I have almost no clue where I’d start looking for one . I’m not loosing it, am I ?

[mortalreportwithsaint]

Shut up. And uh... Let me see.

[She grabs her phone and looks for it]

Er... No? It's not native to hell. But I know what it is.

It's a fire flower. Its a powerup for those two. I don't know what it does...

Anywho... Anything else?

[freakysatan]

hello yes i heard someone mention me. i am very late but it seems i don't care

[official-doordash]

Oh you’re here too . Cool . Nobody mentioned you, but I think you being here is important . Maybe . Say hi to our new frequenters, the Mario brothers ! Uh, you two, say hi to the devil . I guess .

[freakysatan]

yeah ok, hi mario and green skinny mario

[official-doordash]

Uh... what'sa the goop? - @interdimensional-mario-brothers

Huh ? Oh !! It’s just kinda something that my body makes . No clue why . I’ll ask the royalty about it, eventually …. Anyway, are you back in Hell or have I been too preoccupied too realize you two have still been here ?

[interdimensional-mario-brothers]

Well, the'a pipe doesn't seem to'a go, so we can'a come back whenever!

It still feels'a weird calling the Underwhere "Hell"

[official-doordash]

Hm . What’s the difference between the two ? Other than the difference in ruler, apparently . I still have no clue how any purity saved any kind of Hell, but anyway . Do you guys want any more food ?

[interdimensional-mario-brothers]

Hmmm... do you have'a any mushrooms or power ups?

[official-doordash]

Uh … we have more mushrooms, the type that were on your pizza …… as for the “power ups” ? I can ask, but I don’t think I know anywhere that has those …. Unless you know a place ? I don’t think I’ve ever even heard of them ….

[interdimensional-mario-brothers]

Those mushrooms were weird, but they did'a taste good!

A power up! Like'a this!

*Mario reaches into his pocket and pulls out a fire flower! ...a weird looking cartoony flower with eyes.*

[official-doordash]

I- …. What ..?

*the flower only seemed to confuse DoorDash more, its head cocking to the side as it stared at the item.*

I don’t think I’ve ever seen something like that … um . Tell you what . I’ll go looking for something like that and circle back to you . But first, remind me where you guys came from ? I’ve been doing the whole “intergalactic merchant” merchant thing for a while and I’ve never encountered something like … that .

Maybe I could ask my liege, or Saint . Saint would probably know

[mortalreportwithsaint]

[A divine haze forms saint and they stumble out]

What about me? I was called here by doordash. Is something up?

[official-doordash]

Oh thank tooth, you’re useful . Do you know if … whatever that flower thing is … is native to Hell ? I’ve never seen those before and I have almost no clue where I’d start looking for one . I’m not loosing it, am I ?

[mortalreportwithsaint]

Shut up. And uh... Let me see.

[She grabs her phone and looks for it]

Er... No? It's not native to hell. But I know what it is.

It's a fire flower. Its a powerup for those two. I don't know what it does...

Anywho... Anything else?

[freakysatan]

hello yes i heard someone mention me. i am very late but it seems i don't care

[mortalreportwithsaint]

Shoutout my #1 hater but the only one keeping me sane and helping me keep my job

@official-doordash

[official-doordash]

NONSHARING Saint hater !! Anyone else tries this and it’s on-site . No, we do not play about this .

[mortalreportwithsaint]

DoorDash hates me so much that he's the only one allowed to hate on me!!!

Guys aren't I such a special angel 😋

[freakysatan]

i hate my kid too !!!!

[official-doordash]

can i order a twink... please? desperate times are calling for desperate measures.....

Shiiiii, you got it fam . On the … house …. House ? Hell ? Who knows …. Anyway you get the point should be in your general vicinity soon

[freakysatan]

YAY!