please don't do a special episode about me

rowan | they/them | 26 | white read all the wrong questions by lemony snicket

[dashiellqvverty]

but together, though, is what we'll be for what feels like eternity

(song is “togetherness” from the show Galavant)

[bongscholar420]

I’m going into the darkness

[bongscholar420]

What do you know about Larry stylinson

[transfemininomenon]

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

[dashiellqvverty]

same post i make every year but let’s go happy birthday to jacob anderson bailey bass alex hirsch left at london the sanrio character littleforestfellow… and me <3

[monstrous-femme]

as a regular donor to Gaza Soup Kitchen I get their email updates, and they said today that while they've continued to be able to expand, donations are slowing down as Gaza gets less coverage. If you have a few dollars to spare, I encourage you to send them here to continue the amazing work that Hani and his team are doing.

[horrorfilmdyke]

who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

[barkrooms]

can someone help me find the picture of a bunch of webkinz(?) like gathered in a living room and some of them are playing a ds and some of them are sitting around a tv playing the wii and some of them are playing webkinz on a laptop and i think some of them were drawing too?? it looks like it was taken with flash on iirc and it was circulating on here a while ago

[fudhchshfhvhffuckoff]

[dashiellqvverty]

any iwtv fic recs? i have perused through like the first 5 pages of fics by kudos and they're all "he would not fucking say that". i trust your taste and takes

omg i’m flattered!! i will be honest i haven’t read iwtv fic in a while because ive been in the heated rivalry ao3 trenches. HOWEVER i can at least share the iwtv fics i have bookmarked (i only have 6 because i bookmark very sparingly i fear).

these are all loumand or armand-centric with references to loumand. i could probably dig up some devils minion i’ve enjoyed i just don’t have any in my bookmarks. i don’t read much loustat because i love them in the show but i don’t find them as compelling when it comes to fanfiction.

finally. probably a given for armand-centric iwtv fic but. read the tags carefully and use your best judgement.

first of all let me spread the gospel of let the tale seduce you. im OBSESSED with this one, i talk about it here every so often but the premise is it’s armand’s ao3 and he is writing “sold to the vampire lestat” fic. and its not the actual fic written in his voice but its his authors notes and ao3 comment discussions so you like get a picture of the story that he’s writing. not my usual style bc i dont normally go for crack and its like well i dont think armand would necessarily be posting on archive of our own dot org. but if he WAS it would be exactly like this.

another favorite where i normally wouldn’t go for the premise is this one, the premise is louis accidentally breaking armand’s dick during sex and then is like what if i did that again on purpose. which i was wary of at first bc i have only ever seen this type of premise played for laughs. and this fic very much does not play it for laughs its like crazy hot painplay

i don’t have a particular hook for surgical intervention just that it’s really solid and feels true to the characters. there’s a bit at the beginning with a hint of armand/fareed medical kink and it’s SO brief but even the suggestion of it is so hot to me. despite the title none of the actual loumand sex is medfet so do with that what you will

number 4 i’m not sure if i see it as in character for louis to hook up with armand after the interview, but in a world full of “louis HATES topping he was miserable that he had to fuck armand” i love this story as an exploration of louis As A Dom and what he gets out of that

armand/santiago. nasty and unpleasant. he’s hallucinating claudia. tagged as extremely dubious consent, the fic itself uses the word rape which i don’t think is inaccurate. i love anything that’s exploring armand’s relationship to sex & what he uses it for.

more exploration of how armand uses sex and the way his needs do & don’t mesh with louis’ tastes. louis-as-arun’s-pimp roleplay which i will always eat up.

okay actually one more as an honorable mention. the actual sex scene involving louis isn’t one of my personal favorites (not because it’s bad it’s just not as much what i like to read) but i love the premise and armand characterization. mind the tags.

aaaand i also dug up this daniel/armand fic im fond of that wasn’t in my bookmarks. normally i prefer dom/top armand for past!devils minion but i love the way daniel is a freak in this one

as far as finding other stuff thats good, definitely check out other fics by authors whose work you enjoy, and also peruse their public bookmarks if they have any - that’s definitely how i found some of these. beyond that it’s just a matter of combing through everything to find what you like. personally i have never had any luck sorting by kudos for pretty much any fandom because i am a snob. usually what i do is go to the main tag im looking for, sort by date updated, and filter OUT any tags i definitely don’t want to see (and exclude all ratings except E & M because i only really read porn 😭) and then just click through every page until i catch up to the last time i did that. when im regularly reading stuff from a particular fandom this works great but its gonna take me a while when i go back to iwtv because its been MONTHS. (with heated rivalry the new fic is coming in too quickly for me to ever catch up to where i left off so im on a mission of selecting a one week range at a time for date updated and going through every page week by week because i dont want to miss ANY potential gems. ive been doing this since like february and im still working through mid-may. ive got probably 20 excluded tags by now. ive also started bookmarking less sparingly with those because i know if i dont bookmark something ill NEVER find it again.)

[mewwon]

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

[televisionforwhales]

Absolutely bonkers how the magicians went out in such a spectacular fashion it's gatekept by its own biggest fans like so much of it is SOo GOOD ‼️ don't ✋ watch it tho 🚨 I saw it and am changed 💅 and you should not do that thing 🚫 trust me 😔😏

[dashiellqvverty]

am i going crazy or does raglan james sound SO different in this episode. like is he doing a voice or was he doing a voice before?

[gaysie]

there’s so much plot to fit into unrivaled like how is ilya going to have time to meet the devil, visit the crucifixion and drink jesus’ blood, then lap up someone’s period blood and still make it home in time to play the centaurs game like omfg busyyy

[gaysie]

there’s so much plot left to fit into the vampire lestat like how is lestat going to have time to almost die in a plane crash, wear a gladiator skirt, adopt a dog, go to therapy, lead his team to the nameless cup playoffs and get gay married in a wedding with no chairs and still make it home in time to play long face like omfgggg busy

[icekingnicekingville]

[melto]

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[xener-aol]

[xener-aol]

[alice-of-scales-deactivated2026]

[mwg-drwg]

Please stop he is drowning.....

[pocket-deer-belly]

Gone forever

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[liache]

i love that we and cats share pareidolia (seeing patterns where they dont exist), but instead of seeing faces in everyday objects like us, they see snakes

that computer cord? snake. string? small snake. cucumber? short fat straight snake

[yiffmaster]

snake pareidolia is one of the strongest things in human minds too! people report freezing mid-stride before being consciously aware of a snake in front of them, and the same happens with coiled rope, etc. in humans and other primates. it’s even been proposed that the need to detect snakes was a factor in the development of primates’ insanely good color eyesight

[ehlbee]

It’s because snakes are wonderful and we must stop and admire them at any cost