Freckled Madness

For Wenches & Strumpets

[upsidedownjopper]

[illonink]

My top three feminist exploitations of male-default language: 1. “Valar morghulis. All men must die.” “Yes, but we are not men.” - Daenerys, Game of Thrones 2. “No man can kill me!” “I am no man!!!!” - Eowyn, LotR: Return of the King 3. “God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.” “Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.” - Dr. Ellie Sattler, Jurassic Park

[peterparker]

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WATCH THIS

[periru3]

I just went from having 0 feelings either negative or positive about Taylor Lautner and after watching this and with no other knowledge of him as a person I fully believe that he is a gift to humanity if for nothing other than this single contribution.

[charlottewinslow]

[sandandglass]

[denali-winter]

BAM.

[ex-libris-craux]

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

[onefitmodel]

dat sass in the last gif holy fuck

[error-username-taken-deactivate]

THE WAY SHE KEEPS ON SMILING 

[motiya]

I hope the universe blesses you with a moment of peace this week. You’re doing the right thing, and you’re going to be okay.

[flyartproductions]

Beautiful morning on board of a sailing ship

On board of a sailing ship, Caspar David Friedrich / Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1, Kanye West ft. KiD CuDi

[stability]

[dogzcats]

[johnkrasinskigifs]

[arjuna-vallabha]

Stepped pond, Rajasthan

[anti-fem-anti-stupid]

Dear feminists,

What do you actually consider cat calling?

[satanic-anti-feminist-deactivat]

people looking in your general direction, duh

[just-thewayyouarent]

any unwanted attention like whistles or comments especially the ones that make a person feel uncomfortable

[anti-fem-anti-stupid]

How can you know it’s unwanted?

[kissybunny]

because I don’t fucking want it

[anti-fem-anti-stupid]

Well okay but how can you know that another woman wouldn’t want it?

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

How are random people supposed to know a comment on your appearance will psychologically destroy you?

[lousidity]

There’s a line.

“I like your dress!” is acceptable. “You! In the red blouse! You’re gorgeous!” is also acceptable. “I like how your dress clings to your ass, sexy!” is NOT acceptable. “You! In the red blouse! Nice tits!” is also not acceptable.

Let’s put it like this.

If your “compliment” refers directly to:

a person’s ass

their genitals

their breasts (or lack thereof)

how much you want to have sex with them

how you want to have sex with them

wanting to have sex with them against their will

seeing certain parts of that person’s anatomy (sexual or not) in a specific, sexual act

calling the person a name that is considered ‘degrading’ or involves profanity

‘pet names’ on a stranger

then it is not a compliment, it is catcalling, and consequently, is harassment.

So as I was saying. There’s a line. “Hello, beautiful.” is alright. But “Hello, beautiful. Those lips look perfect for sucking my cock.” has crossed that line.

Do not cross the line.

[6151-richmond-street]

Here’s a good litmus test: Would you pay a woman the same “compliment” if your mom was standing right next to you? If not, keep your mouth shut.

[thisallegra]

Here’s another test: would you say it to your mom? If not that’s probably because you’re doing something creepy and/or overtly sexual.

Telling your mom she looks gorgeous or has a nice dress on is a legitimate compliment on a person’s appearance. Remarking on your mom’s ass, tits or acts you’d like to perform with/to her is a cat call and is no better said to a stranger than to your mother.

[adriofthedead]

“how do you know it’s unwanted” lmao good god how are anti-fems even fucking real

[jewlsies]

Guys don't like that much makeup.

then I suggest they just stick to a lightweight bb cream and mascara

[bomb-proof]

[myfairjoy]

ONWARD MIGHTY STEEDS

[neighsinthenight]

This picture gives me life

[effiesequine]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen 😂

[halliewriteshockey]

WITNESS ME

[erebusodora-deactivated20190104]

This is something I NEED to reblog.

[writingwhilehuman]

New life goals

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[buzzfeed]

this is wild

[busket]

“This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!”

shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall