i enjoy outer space

a thespian dweeb with too big of a heart & a tendency to care too much

[hannahhillam]

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Did the cat just give–

[ugly]

woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain

man: oh that's so sweet, i--

woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.

[ugly]

me: please don't panic and overanalyze things again

brain: how bout i do a n y w a y

[boredbbyy]

can’t help falling in love on a kalimba

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

This radiates calm

[emperorozark]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

[nomehablen2]

ive never played a video game in my life and this is so fucking funny 

[sixpenceee]

A sea turtle swimming up to a nap in a giant barrel sponge.

[thebroccoligoblin]

ABSOLUTELY NOT! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLY CUTE

[littlesoy-deactivated20190519]

My last donation post got a lot of notes but not a lot of help so I’m trying again.

I am the sole income of a family of 5. My parents are making the transition to government assistance but the process is slow and full of hurdles. I also take care of my younger siblings both of which have asthma.

I work retail and keeping up with everything is incredibly difficult. At the moment we are out of food and I am out of money for the bus to and from work. My mom and sister require monthly medications and are running low. I just spent my last dollar on pads from dollar tree. I haven’t eaten since yesterday afternoon and I work 10 hour shifts.

If you can help please do so with my squarecash cash.me/weedlesbian or $weedlesbian or on PayPal paypal.me/weedlesbian or [email protected]

[littlesoy-deactivated20190519]

Even 20 bucks gets us thru a couple days please we’re desperate

[littlesoy-deactivated20190519]

Please just 10 bucks for my sister and I eat today

[littlesoy-deactivated20190519]

Things have slowed and I really need help

[littlesoy-deactivated20190519]

Venmo: @weedlesbian

[littlesoy-deactivated20190519]

If anyone can please please send a few bucks so me n my sister can eat tonight

[littlesoy-deactivated20190519]

It’s starting to come down to either eating and getting to work or paying rent. Please help us put so I can pay rent on time. I don’t want my little sister to be homeless 2 times in 2 years.

[rose-burn]

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[sailed-0ut]

Please don’t hesitate

[imhellafit-personal-deactivated]

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

[shysweetthing]

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Go. Do it.

[capriciousarsonist]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

[bodegaowner-deactivated20190930]

my kink is when people tell me they were thinking about me

[zooophagous]

I used to mock the fact that so many tv shows and movies use people who are like 29 to play highschool students but you know what if it keeps fewer kids on set where some grody ass fucking pedo director could put their hands on them I’m all for highschool specials with crows feet and five o'clock shadow because honestly like 3 people total in Hollywood can be trusted and they’re on thin fuckin ice

[sorrytobugyou]

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

shawty i dont

[gddr6]

[brokenvein-deactivated20190812]

i want to be in love and i want it to not hurt

[wellbutrinboy]

i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping

[1111-deactivated20171231]

i like bofa jokes but i dont make them bc i was raised in a strict updog family

[electronicaerotica-deactivated2]

two households both alike in dignity

[thegrumpymathematician-deactiva]

Reblog if you ARE a woman in STEM, SUPPORT women in STEM, or ARE STILL BITTER about Rosalind Franklin not getting credit for discovering the structure of DNA and the Nobel prize going to Watson and Crick instead.