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27 Basically, I only use my side blogs nowadays and I can’t get rid of this one without also getting rid of those ones.

[vampiresdontsleep]

[autismfox]

Someone else come fuck that guy for me

[thenyanguardparty]

[vasquez-rocks]

happy pride to this fucking thing susanna thompson does with her mouth

happy pride to this visible saliva that avery brooks decided to leave in the final cut of rejoined

[vasquez-rocks]

im going feral thinking about this. if modern trek had this energy instead of its weird plastic sexlessness i would buy twelve paramount plus subscriptions

[sahadres-go]

thinking about how they dedicated an entire episode to buggs crossdressing and daffy going to beauty school resulting in this masterpiece of a scene

[just-a-smol-boi]

never forget that daffy is a licensed cosmetologist

[catchymemes]

[estravenai]

[girlnephew]

[treecitysessions]

[dogmouthhorse]

[thathousekilledmasterchauncy-de]

[sandersstudies]

The American Midwest is being hit with dangerous blizzards and subzero temps that can cause frostbite in under ten minutes and my dad is outside grilling burgers.

[sandersstudies]

You guys are having a great time in the notes but my dad is having a better time in the snow.

[materassassino]

[theforce]

i hate when americans get asked about the israeli/palestinian conflict and they say “well it’s not really my place to have an opinion” our country literally funds genocide against the palestinian people in the name of “defense” it absolutely is our business, we should be as mad as we can as loudly as possible. 

[paper-mario-wiki]

man.

[fuckaspunk]

as a librarian, i can't encourage you enough to check out stuff you don't think you'll get around to reading

like other institutions, at the end of the day we have to use numbers to justify our existence and inform our financial decisions

check out that novel by that author you like even if you know there's no time to finish it. check out a movie you like even if you can't watch it. check out a sewing machine even if you don't have time for a project. we don't check if you finish anything, and it all adds up.

support your local library by checking out things you don't need

[shiftythrifting]

Yonic dish found in NY

[overpoweredoriginalposter]

[bone-free-as-the-wind]

All hail Volcano Snail

[greelin]

never beating the nervous prey animal allegations

[greelin]

anyone: hey

me immediately:

[generaln0m]

ADHD pro tip: Use psychological warfare on yourself.

For example, in order to do long tasks, like folding laundry, I put on the Mario Hat:

The main feature of the Mario hat is that my headset does not fit over it, so when The Bees™ try to put me back in front of the screen, the headset issue forces me to remember why I put the Mario hat on, and back to the task I go

As a bonus, the Mario hat is also a very clear indicator to my housemates that business is getting done, and they have learned not to distract me when I'm wearing the "goofy-ass cosplay hat"

It's not stupid if it works.

[my-turn-to-yearn]

Had a panic attack at work last night and this clerk noticed and he got really close and said "hey look at me, just you and me" and then kept talking like normal and I looked away again and he stopped and more firmly said "look.at.me." and it made me a lil wet ngl

[my-turn-to-yearn]

Yeah this guy blew my back out this morning, follow your dreams everyone

[my-turn-to-yearn]

He has decided he's gonna do a fortnite emote after every time we fuck actually maybe reel your dreams in a little

[simplystormie]

Everyone’s a critic

[my-turn-to-yearn]

Yeah we’ve been dating for a hot minute now and I know a lot more Fortnite dances tho so it turns out gamer IS sexually transmitted

[stlamb]

i'm seeing a lot of new ppl join tumblr who aren't making any spontaneous semi pathetic, oversharing personal textposts whatsoever and i just want to say you're doing it all wrong... this is not like instagram like meant to be some shiny highlight reel used to make u look good its supposed to be an incriminatingly revealing dark intimate look into your life & inner psyche while simultaneously no one knows who u are or gives a fuck... anyway hope this helps some of u get on the right track

[crazy-brazilian]

[iloathenearlyeverything]

They really gonna cook my man for thanksgiving dinner

[hulkhoganforrealjustice]

roast beast is a feast i can’t stand in the least