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Five and Delores were the cutest couple (along with Hazel and Agnes) I don't even care that she's a manniqeun they cute!!!

#number five #the umbrella academy #do they have a ship name??

might fuck around and write a crossover fic between Nicky Ricky Dicky and Dawn and The Umbrella Academy just for shits and giggles

#the umbrella academy #nicky ricky dicky and dawn #i'm joking but i would 100% read that fic

fred--says--f-ck

I want a fanfic of Number Five going back to his original time after everything that happens but I want it to be like ten or so minutes after he left and he doesn’t even try to hide the fact that he’s 58 and stopped the apocalypse.

hallelujah-lo-ck-and-load

I’LL WRITE THIS IF YOU’D LIKE ME TO, THIS WOULD BE AMAZING

fred--says--f-ck

YES PLEASE DO

I want a fanfic of Number Five going back to his original time after everything that happens but I want it to be like ten or so minutes after he left and he doesn't even try to hide the fact that he's 58 and stopped the apocalypse.

#five hargreeves #the umbrella academy #number five

making a personal aesthetic board on pinterest is hard when you have no idea who you are

The first song I heard from tgwdlm was 'Not Your Seed' and I thought Bill and Paul were married and Alice was their daughter.

(I wasn't too far off)

#tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #team starkid #starkid

nunchler

this deserved its own post tbh

reallyhardydraws

🕹️🌟💖🌮 SUGIE ‘n’ SHAGGY, siblings extraordinaire 🌮💖🌟🕹️

shaggy has a younger sister sometimes in some cartoon incarnations… she usually doesn’t have much of a personality so i like to think of her as a miniature badass and probable eventual leader of her own sleuthing team.

reallyhardydraws

my modern AU mystery inc character designs except, like, old. like, if they were teenagers in 1969, and are just. old now.

a pal put the idea of shaggy wearing scooby’s tag even after he’s gone in my head, so i rolled with it.

heyjoshheytyler

sideways scene (x)

album1700

“have you met my friend daniel he walks like this”

IM DYING

ragethegemini

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

elisparklequeen

The way they all fell down.

marauders4evr

“WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WINDOW?”

hiddendreamer67

Every time I see this I love it 😂

womenintheirwebs-archived

the one problem i have with people my age and younger is that a lot of us do not have hands on hobbies. like i have spoken to so many people my age who go to work, go to school and then fuck around on their phone/computer for hours and then ???????? like no wonder ur depressed and have low confidence in urself. u need to get ur hands on something, feed those dopamine receptors! learn how to play guitar, garden, scrapbook, fucking make model trains. i don’t give a shit, MAKE SOMETHING!!

it feels better than drugs when i finish making a thing—and then show it off or gift it.

and then so people my age say to me ‘well—i can’t draw/paint/knit/etc. like you can. my stuff would be terrible.’ yeah, well duh—a part of developing skill is sucking at something and then practicing it over and over and over again until you suck less. u’ll have a hard time feeling lonely or bored when you can’t stop thinking abt a technique you want to try or something you want to make for someone else. making things has SAVED MY LIFE. it gave me a reason to keep living day after day when i wanted to die.

making things have improved my generational relationships (when i worked for the newspaper i would talk to customers abt jamming recipes or cross-stitch, one of my grandmas always gives me pattern books and tell me abt when she knitted things for mom, my other grandma is giving me a wedding quilt that HER grandma gave her 50 years ago because she knows i will appreciate it). it also got me likeminded friends who also make things.

take a ceramics class! pick up water colors, bake cakes! learn to work on cars! make soap. DO SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T INVOLVE STARING AT A SCREEN.

bandomfandombeyond

Hobbies cost money, Helen.

royalharkinian

Do you eat? Then you can have a hobby.

Can you see green outside? Can you get some dirt? Then you can have a hobby.

Do you have a pen and paper? Hobby.

Something with a keyboard? Hobby.

The ability to walk? Hobby.

Get creative and don't be a pessimist is step one Barabra.

dronwen

Acting like it’s easy or simple to have an ENJOYABLE hobby on zero budget is a puerile view that shifts the blame for the unhappiness of people trapped at the bottom of a dehumanizing, vicious system. Its possible of course. There are people who are into things that can be done cheaply, and that’s great! But not everyone takes joy in the things that can be done on a budget of next to nothing, and we shouldn’t EXPECT people to!

appropriately-inappropriate

Might as well lie down and die then! God forbid anyone try to better themselves.

Have two feet and a heartbeat? Go for a fucking walk, do some pushups, volunteer to play with shelter dogs.

Have two hands and a heartbeat? Sketch. Napkins are free, steal a pen from your job, voila! Picasso.

Have one hand and a pacemaker? Might I recommend composing music on garage band?

The Y offers low-cost social classes. There are also coding classes online. Turn a hobby into a job!

Your computer has a microphone. Start making podcasts.

Crafty and bedbound? Try watercolours; they’re available at the dollar store.

Granola hippy? Get a towel, find a floor, queue up a yoga tutorial on YouTube. Namaste.

Garden witch? Dollarstore pot and a small bag of potting mix. Take your old head of lettuce, keep the bottom wet for a day, put butt of lettuce into dirt. Voila. Salad. Mint works well and is likewise indestructible.

Not into sports? Read books online. There are thousands of classic titles available. Internet got cut off? Library. Illiterate? Perfect — there’s your project. Or: books on tape, available at your local library, for free.

Look — I don’t take joy in my commute and I wish I had a helicopter to take me everywhere I wanted to go. But whining about my misfortune doesn’t solve my problem, and neither does this defeatist attitude.

If you have the time and tech to scroll this website, you have the time to develop a fulfilling hobby.

Anything else is just wallowing in your own misery because the alternative — trying and failing — is too daunting.

Oh well. Life is daunting. So either get it done or get it over with; it does not get any easier.

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

Lmao y’all are really over here assmad at the very idea of bettering your lives in any way. It’s kind of pathetic.

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

You know Tumblr’s “crabs in a bucket” mentality is so rampant when having HOBBIES isn’t even allowed.

catchymemes

Worlds largest single firework shell

onlyfangz

That’s not that bi-hoLY SHIT

silvercistern-deactivated202307

so apparently some people feel like it’s annoying when someone engages with a lot of stuff from the same person, like going through their ship tag and liking all the content there.

hearing about this, i was immediately paranoid about reblogging literally anything from anyone i don’t talk to on a regular basis.

so to save others from the same paranoia, i’m gonna say that if you like every single post on my goddamn blog it is okay. i might be kind of concerned about your level of time management, going through 23,000 posts, but it wouldn’t bother me.

thecheshirecass-deactivated2018

I’ve had people discover my blog and do this, and honestly I consider it a huge compliment. Don’t be shy, blow up my notes, enjoy my total bullshit.

loravura2

serious advice for those new to tumblr/young and on tumblr

–Don’t let this website become your life. –Please take this seriously, while you may see a lot of funny posts about ‘I’m deleting’ and ‘I hate tumblr’ the community as a whole on this website is seriously bad. –Formulate your own opinions, and don’t let this site brainwash them into you. –The mob mentality that often follows arguments blows stuff really out of proportion, and in the end it doesn’t matter, I promise you. –POST WHAT YOU WANT, NOT WHAT WILL GET YOU FOLLOWERS. –Anons are mean. Turn them off if you have to. You aren’t weak for doing so. –Take care of yourself. Download xkit and blacklist stuff you don’t want to see. –Sending hate is never worth it. –The social justice you see here is not an accurate representation of real-world activism. You do not EVER have to post a social justice thing if you don’t want to. –You do not need to be part of a minority to be loved –If you are part of a majority, you matter and deserve to love yourself all the same –Mental illness is NOT pretty –IF SOMETHING APPEARS IN YOUR INBOX ASKING YOU TO CLICK ON THEIR BLOG TO TEST A VIDEO GAME OR SOME SHIT, FOR FUCK’S SAKE, DON’T CLICK IT

Just, don’t get too swept away by this site. Go outside. Blog other places. Watch Netflix for a while. Do what you gotta do.

Team Starkid deserve their own tv show or some shit. Netflix get on this.

#team starkid #starkid

neonprotagonist

a vampire stands on the front porch of a farmhouse and says “i cannot come in unless i am invited”. the vampires friend, a cowboy, says “cmon, you know youre always welcome here, partner.” the vampire begins crying.