Cant Think Straight

Puckerman.Single.Middle The name's Harley, writer at the local newspaper and bartender at the Red Lion Pub. Im also a nerd, but Im trying to hide that. However, if you're interested in any of the latest things, it'd be a date to the comic book store and movie marathons.In the middle of trying to learn elivish.

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Txt | Harley

ALEX: Was it your relative that married Daisy?

ALEX: Welcome to the family!

HARLEY: Beckett? Yeah, he's my half-brother, Blair's my half-sister, and Theo's my half-brother.

HARLEY: Thank you!

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texts 📲 harley ✘ marley

marley: wait what? did I miss something?

marley: that's amazing tho!!! skye will be so happy to have another friend!

harley: ...missed what? enzo has been my flatmate for a while, if that's what you're referring to?

harley: yeah!! good! at least i hope so.

[winterxholliday-deactivated2025]

have you ever really given much thought into how there came to be so many different kinds of chips? i mean, just fucking look at them all. who’s idea was it? who looked at a potato and thought, ‘fuck, i know how to make this shit better! slice it up nice and thin and let’s see what happens!’

[harlsxpuck]

I feel like the fact that some chips come in triangle shapes as well, and we need to talk about it. Like who decided that chips come in a triangle and have the thought process of putting them on your fingers like claws.

[billiexabrams-deactivated202509]

I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve been to Paris over the years, but this last trip has definitely been the best and it’ll be hard to top. I brought home one hell of a souvenir – a husband. It’s safe to say that I didn’t want to leave. But, I had to go back to work eventually, I guess.

[harlsxpuck]

Congratulations on becoming part of the family! I should’ve said it sooner, but I got swamped with work and homework.

[gradiangabriel]

Sometimes I feel really out of touch with the rest of society. Is that just what getting old feels like? Or am I just a hermit?

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You could always be both? Feeling old and being a hermit. Since I feel like you can have them go hand in hand and still get by.

[leviticxsmcc-archive]

Well see, now i’m just in a dilemma, aren’t I??? Was is a superstar with  a new best selling album to do when your manager comes a-knocking with tour dates but you have the worlds cutest babies and adonisis’ ass at home waiting for you??? What is a man to do??? Syke, the babies are with Willa and I have fancy champagne, mistress of chaos will be taking no questions at this time.

[harlsxpuck]

Have you told my mum, yet about this tour? Since she would be definitely in front row of your shows in a heartbeat.

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TEXT 📲 VIVIAN & HARLEY

Vivian: You always are anyways!

Vivian: I can see if I can get a decently sized map of some areas around here.

Harley: Which is always a curse, tbh.

Harley: Great, if not, we can always use Google Maps.

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TEXT 📲 HARLEY & TOBIAS

TOBIAS: A couple of people interested, yes. Many don't want to commute to a small village, and most residing here have other work commitments and very limited availability. We'll see how it goes and take it as such.

HARLEY: Well, if you need help with anything when it comes to that kind of stuff, let me know. Since I wouldn't mind meeting the possible new hires, but I'm sure that's against the rules.

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TEXT 📲 HARLEY & ENZO

ENZO: The question is though, what kind of pet though?

HARLEY: A puppy? Or would that hurt you too much?

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TEXT 📲 HARLEY & TOBIAS

TOBIAS: By all means, take some holiday time when we get a new hire, you have earned.

HARLEY: Will do, I promise you, Tobias. Any luck yet?

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texts 📲 harley ✘ marley

marley: hahahaha yes, i know

marley: she won't be confused. she's used to having you around most of the time

harley: hahaha GOOD.

harley: ...that's, honestly fair and you do have a great point.

[...]

harley: ENZO AND I ARE GETTING A PET TOGETHER TOMORROWWWWWWWWW!!!!

harley: SKYE IS GOING TO HAVE A SIBILNG AND PLAYMATE

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TEXT 📲 HARLEY & ENZO

ENZO: Tomorrow? I'm on a half day so i'm free all afternoon and prepared to dedicate entirely to this. 🥰

HARLEY: YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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texts 📲 harley ✘ marley

marley: sure what not! maybe i'll be able to learn a thing or two

marley: yes, definitely test drive

marley: i didn't but i will tell her now!

harley: exactly! i'm always willing to teach you anything you want to learn, you should know that by now. 😜

harley: definitely, yes and i need my bestie with me when i do it.

harley: good! i didn't want her to look super confuse when i show up, i mean, not that she will but yeah.

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texts 📲 harley ✘ marley

marley: i would help you but I don't know anything about that

marley: pick one that works well?

marley: oooh she does? that's amazing

harley: well, i figured you can always go with alastair and i, cause we kinda talked about looking at cars together.

harley: i figured i'll test drive some and see, since im picking up more hours at the pub.

harley: yeah. did you tell ma that im coming over and we're going to be decorating for christmas?

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texts 📲 harley ✘ marley

marley: you sound like buying a car is no big deal and not expensive

marley: that's sweet. I'll throw away the old tree we have. I can't wait to start decorating!

harley: i might sound like that, but in reality, im freaking out because idk what kind of car to get.

harley: great! Also, it'll just be me, mum has a date.

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TEXT 📲 ASHER & HARLEY

Asher: Well, your mother's choice of a set-up can't be any worse than some of the offers I've had at the hospital.

Asher: But actually, there is sort of someone special.

Harley: What offers have you been getting at the hospital?

Harley: Sort of? What does that even mean?

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TEXT 📲 PATRICK & HARLEY

Patrick: Tell me everything! I love all of the gossip!

Harley: It's mainly about my mom's dating life and I think this guy is pretty serious about seeing my mom on the regular.