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That’s the other thing. Let your style follow your passion and your ecstasy, you know?

#jeff goldblum #bless #style #role model

types of people: cryptids

bigfoot: mom friend, tired, loves warm sweaters and hugs, just wants some peace and quiet, do no harm but take no shit, oldest of the group, let them take a nap

mothman: intimidating, never really speaks, very smart, gives good advice, can seem cold but has a good heart, probably gay, hates eye contact, would kill for the ones they love

nessie: wine aunt, good looking TM, petty af, definitely a lesbian, sarcasm is their first language, a bit of a bitch, popular, “i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual”

nightcrawler: a giant meme, never sleeps, always has energy, screams a lot, kind of a fuckboi, plays overwatch, a lil annoying, stomach like a bottomless pit always seen with alien

chupacabra: always hungry, never shaves, has a temper, terrible posture, lives off of coffee, can’t sit still, never seen doing their work but somehow gets good grades

ghost: the chill friend, trying their best, dead on the inside, watches anime, knows way more than they let on, is perpetually in an emo phase, genuinely cares for the few friends they have

alien: lmao what is gender, gives zero fucks, just wants to have a good time, listens to 80s music, feels connected with space and the stars, always seen with nightcrawler

#cryptids #i am mothman and bigfoot #its funny bc bigfoot is my nickname #aww yeah

winterblues

concept playlists;

you’re lying on mossy forest floors, slowly transforming into a nymph, your fingers are turning into flower vines, your limbs are bleeding honey & growing thick skins of sepia bark, wings sprout in between your shoulder blades. your breath sounds like the wind. fireflies litter the air above you

you’re hold up in an abandoned church, outside there’s a raging storm & a horde of zombies roaming around, pressing up against the entrance doors. you & a small band of survivors are staying inside for the night in hopes to ride the bad weather out. you take first watch & listen to these tunes on an old ipod while everyone else tries to get some rest & the undead crawl outside, awaiting the taste of human flesh.

you’re in your boyfriend’s pickup. he’s asleep in the passenger seat, you’re driving without a destination in mind & you have the window down as you let the cool night air whip against your face in a state of pleasant delirium you’re on a rooftop somewhere, there’s 5 am air on your skin, streetlights glint like coins at the bottom of wishing wells from where you sit. you’re feeling peaceful for the first time all week

you’re lying in the middle of a crop circle forty miles from your grandma’s old house waiting for aliens to come and abduct you

it’s four pm in the afternoon and you’ve got your head in the lap of the only boy you’ve ever loved & you’re reading jane eyre & he’s sipping on tea & it’s the kind of weather where it’s just warm enough for you to pretend it’s summer & it’s drizzling & you’re listening to the rain beat softly against the windowpanes you’re curled up in bed as it pours outside, there’s a citywide blackout and the last candle you had left has finally blown out, but you feel strangely at peace within the warm, all-consuming dark

you’re making out in the bathroom of a house party with someone that makes you feel like you’ve swallowed the sun you’re standing amidst a city you burned to the ground. the apocalypse has come & gone. all that’s left is ashes & mortar & sad bones but you’re feeling empowered. a slow smile creeps up your lips as you realize how you’ve always wanted to watch the world burn you wander into wonderland and now you’re suddenly being crowned fairie queen, apparently there’s a prophecy waiting to be fulfilled it’s mid morning but it’s dark outside from the rain. you thought the tapping on the window was from the rain but it’s actually a crow that flickers out of sight when you look directly at it you’re sipping on cherry cola by the pool on a lazy sunday & you’re feeling younger than you’ve ever been you’re summoning old ghosts in an abandoned parking lot on a smoggy thursday night

#playlist #YES!!!

the-pretend-fairyland

Inspiration | Photography by me

gender-evil-rose

@nievie @cayliana

hyratel

@gallusrostromegalus

#cryptid #kanji #japanese #the fact that i can read half of that #is awesome

baddroid

fgrobichiko

the only acceptable reason

fwizard

#I was gonna be like nooooo but then I was like yoooo

peakae

TITTY 2 BOMB

your-raifu-is-shit

Bra size: C4

#ahahahaha #c4 #anime

archiemcphee

Today the Department of Extraordinary Upcycling salutes B&E, a pair of backyard farmers in Idaho who used a pair of old satellite dishes and a trampoline frame to construct an outstanding UFO chicken coop for their growing flock:

Although it doesn’t feature a tractor beam to lift the hens into their house, the coop is insulated, ventilated, heated, and equipped with surveillance cameras and LED lights throughout for that extraterrestrial ambiance.

Head over to Backyard Chickens for process photos and additional info about the creations of this geektastic chicken coop.

[via Neatorama and Backyard Chickens]

#oh yes #ufo #chicken #idaho

haikyuufuckboiz

Choosing an unpopular character as your favorite like

spacemuffinmaya

That GIF is fukin gold

#text post #same #favorite character

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

#cat in the hat #dank meme #memes

lockscreensandwhatever-archive

joe trohman lockscreens

#fall out boy #fob #joe trohman #!!!!!!! my boi!!!

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Mood

#dog #saaaaame

at-this-point-i-dont-even-know

List of people who should have played Grindelwald

-Colin Farell - the guy who played him in deathly hallows - a mop - tom hiddleson - daniel Radcliffe in a blonde wig - tom Felton - matt smith - David Tennant - the kid from home alone - a snake - a shadow from a subway sub - Judy Dench - the ghost of Shakespeare - me in a blonde wig

#text post #harry potter