Fred Weasley II here, named after the best uncle that would have ever lived. It was predestined that I would live to make bigger and badder pranks on everyone at Hogwarts than ever before. I'd say I've done a pretty good job and succeeding in doing so thus far... about fred weasley ii navigation here
A few-one-some. I don’t know. It’s odd seeing old friends but I’m definitely still taller and better built than most of them so that’s doing wonders for my self esteem. And also the fact that you think this looks good on me when it feels two sizes too tight.
And if you’d sent that other suit to the dry cleaners when I reminded you to, you wouldn’t have had to wear the suit that you’re about to rip out of. But I mean, yeah. It works for me.
You have to understand, Weasley the Second, I have to speak all I can right now before I go home later this week because I think my cat, Bryan and co-workers already had to deal with me for a long time.
Not to mention I’m not allowed to start conversations that have absolutely nothing to do with our jobs when we’re brewing dangerous potions.
I’m going and living as you can see. What about you? How’s the business?
If our life expectancy is over 130 years then why is 17 – a number so small compared to 130 – the amount of years we have to live to be considered legal adults and responsible for our actions? Not to mention the wizards that live way beyond that, do you think they use their pensieves and watch their 18 baby self acting like they own the world? How embarrassing, I can’t wait to live that.
- After graduation he immediately starts working for Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes with James at the Hogsmeade branch, with the understanding that if they do well, in less than a year’s time that branch will be theirs to grow and build on their own.
- Fred stays in the long distance relationship Dilys as she studies quidditch extensively in Brazil, sending long, pointless owls and visiting each other whenever possible. They still fight just as much, and love each other just as much.
- Toward the end of the first year George is completely weaned his control over the Hogsmeade branch, and James and Fred are now the sole owners of Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes store in Hogsmeade.
T-4
- When Dilys doesn’t make it to the major leagues upon her graduation a year later, she blames the downfall of her dreams on Fred, citing their relationship to her lack of focus in achieving her goals. Fred is heartbroken.
- Fred throws himself into work, spending all of his free time developing prank and joke products to sell with his father.
- Fred stops playing quidditch.
T-3
- Fred quits smoking weed. As an adult, who is no longer a teenager, it is uncool to smoke weed, and he knew he could always quit when he wanted to.
- Fred starts dating again. But no more committed, long term relationships for him - after having been burned by two women whom he thought were the love of his life, he’s seriously beginning to doubt that love and forever are two words that go together for him.
- The business grows. Fred and George hire more employees to help with business at the shop, including Nikita Kushnir.
T-2
- Fred sees on the news that Dilys has made first string of her dream team. He considers messaging her a congratulations, but decides against it.
- Fred opens up another chain of Weasley Wizard Wheezes in Ireland. He oversees both the Hogsmeade store and the Ireland store.
- Fred makes most eligible bachelor of the year in the Witches Weekly magazine.
T-1
- Life is pretty good. He makes a lot doing what he loves, he always has fun at work, and the girls that love him are pretty.
Did you run into it? I’ve done that before, it hurts a lot. And it probably doesn’t feel good for the poor statue when you run into it. I mean, at least we can watch out and move out of the way, but statues can’t do anything! They’re poor, defenseless creatures! Anyway, I think it’s been there for like a hundred years or something like that.
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