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here's part 2 of this stupid brainrot if you're unfamiliar here's part 1 🎉

Alexa play Who Is She? by I Monster

this crossover is insane and i love it sm, i needed to add my own two bits into the sandbox, so here, eldritch AU be upon ye

nikosonn

don’t worry guys he’s been saved ❤️

stiffyck

hello everybody my name is markiplier

webeheldaninfinityofwonders

bloodymary is so funny for many reasons. The author of Project Hail Mary literally pioneered the concept of hopeful, feel-good endings in Sci-Fi. Meanwhile Iron Lung comes from an indie horror project that begins as a one-off scare and ends as a story about who you become when there's no way to win.

PHM focuses on dying worlds. Iron Lung is filled with dead worlds.

If you put Simon (the convict) next to Rhyland Grace you'd have a hardened war criminal/terrorist staring down a middle-school science teacher.

They shouldn't make sense but both characters are shown to be the kindest, most empathetic characters in their narrative-who put a great deal of emphasis on life.

(Plus there's a ten year age gap)

crackshipsandregret

Simon: Who are you? Another sick fuck from the C.O.I? I am NOT going back down there or I swear to fuck I will become the butcher you all think I am!

Grace: !?!?!?!?!??!?!!???!??!

arcaiden

I was simply going to draw them making out and call it a day.... and then I thought about Laika and Félicette and I got sad so I decided to take it seriously.

Anyway... obsessed with Project Hail Mary rn but who isn't. And I loved Iron Lung so....Sorry if I end up drawing them a lot.

duckngk

a little piece of home

syntactition

The Eridians, pointing proudly at their Human-Safe Biodome: that’s where we keep Grace, who saved the stars and spends his time teaching our children about science. we owe him everything.

The Eridians: oh and also Simon. we found him in a blood-covered dumpster and we think he has rabies.

dandeliont3aandsageleaves

While Grace is teaching the Eridians, he mentions how important socialization and pack bonding is for humans. Humans require a community to thrive and get depressed if they're left alone, so it's best to keep them in groups. However humans can pack bond with anything, and Grace is very close to the Eridians, so he's okay.

The Eridians misunderstand him, and proceed to panic because they only have one human. They only have one human but it turns out you need to keep them in packs. They can die if they're isolated for to long and they can't let Grace die this is bad bad bad.

So they send a message to earth, asking if anybody would be willing to volunteer to live on Erid with Grace. They stress that while this is a life or death matter, they need the human to be a willing participant. That all of their needs and wants would be met and that the Eridians would give Earth information and technology in exchange. The volunteer would be given a life of luxury in exchange for living on Erid with Grace.

Unfortunately, there is a mistranslation, and the humans think that the Eridians require a sacrifice otherwise they will use their resources against earth. In order to avoid a possible interstellar war with an alien species, they choose a convict who has a life sentence to be locked in a bare rocket and blasted off to Erid.

That is how Simon, the only survivor of his religious extremist cult, ended up on the SM-13 headed to an alien planet against his will.

lululablette

🩸🌟

kreechurthecrazykat

Yknow, after seeing Project Hail Mary I was fully expecting this website to be all over shipping Grace and Rocky, so to instead find that everyone has agreed that Grace is an aroace icon and he and Rocky are platonic soulmates is a real fun change of pace that is still oh so very tumblr

On the flipside there's the group of fans who are shipping him with Simon from Iron Lung, called the ship BloodyMary, and had them adopt Laika the space dog and call them "The Patron Saints of One-Way Trips" which is so unbelievably tumblr you just have to smile