Things I have learned by joining the local Methodist Churchâs coffee & knitting circle (where I am the only person under 60 years old):
How to double knit very, very quickly
Mrs. Jonson on the third pew wonât mind her own business, bless her heart. And she buys her pies pre-made for all the church functions.
Ways that women cheated the system in 1950s Texas to get into college and start careers. Including a memorable âHe told me I wouldnât last a week, but then 6 years later, I had to let him go because his production was way down.â *drinks sip of coffee*
We Might Be Conservative But Gosh Darn That Trump Bless His Heart He Doesnât Know Anything About God Or Texas
And On That Note, God And Texas Are The Only Good Things Left In The World. Erin Write That Down.
How to rescue a dropped stitch and make it look like it never happened
Public schools and inclusive, desegregated education will single-handedly save the world
Sharing recipes is a sacred bonding and community-building tradition that rivals the greatest political negotiations and land deals in history
âItâs better that you prefer girls honey, the Boyfriend Curse doesnât apply to your girlfriend and a lovinâ godâll keep on a-lovin. You better make that girl a sweater.ââÂ
(Boyfriend Curse = knit a sweater for a boy and heâll leave you when you finish it)
Mrs. Barbaraâs husband cheated in â76, resulting in a divorce. She thought it was the end of the world because her youth had already passed, but now sheâs an engineer and married to a kind, good man who she met when she went back to college in â79.
âThe only things you can trust in are God, your good sense, and the wisdom of those older women you grew up admiring. The rest is crap.â
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