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itād be better for me if my heart would stop beating so I could get some rest
Well, this is fun: Cards Against Humanity have apparently released a new version where every joke on every card is fully explained, turning the game into an "Informational product" to make it 100% exempt from Trump's tarriffs:
https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/cards-against-humanity-avoids-tariffs-with-an-edition-that-explains-all-the-jokes-says-this-holiday-season-dont-give-donald-trump-a-f-ing-cent/
All profits go to the American Library Association. š„š
Cards Against Hunmanity is constantly doing shit like this and I love it so much that it's a fuckign. Bawdy card game company taking a stand all the time.
kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3
you'll say something as simple as "no child deserves to be hit" and people will crawl out of the woodwork to explain why they should be allowed to beat a 6 year old for spilling some water
you'll say "i think it's weird that adults literally have control over when children are allowed to use the bathroom" and up pops a teacher to say that when they're not shouting at the kids they teach, they're trying to stop them from hiding in the bathrooms
you'll say "i think children shouldn't be forced to eat food they hate" and here comes someone who feeds their kids plain rice and boiled chicken (while eating a nicely seasoned stirfry) claiming that it's okay actually and kids shouldn't be allowed to taste things
you'll say "i think kids should have bodily autonomy" and in comes someone who pierced their babies ears before it was even 24 hours old, frothing at the mouth because their kid wanted a haircut and thats somehow an insult
children are an oppressed class and everyone should be looking back at their own childhoods and making sure they don't ever make a child feel the same way they felt.
"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach
Even Weird Al has had that⢠experience with Tony Hawk
Tony Hawk IS Forrest Gump
So I looked up why and how this happened, and it turns out Weird Al hired a company called Birdhouse Skateboards to provide some āskate/punkā extras for the video. Birdhouse Skateboards is a company started by Tony Hawk, so not only did Weird Al end up putting Tony Hawk in his video without realizing it, he actually hired Tony Hawkās company without realizing it! And then Tony Hawk just decided to go along as one of the extras himself.
BTW, heād already won like 40 contests already, some of them international skateboarding contests. So itās not like Weird Al cast some unknown skateboarder who ended up becoming World Famous Skateboarder, he was already well known and was running his own Skateboarding company.
Think of it this way. This wasnāt āWeird Al got Tony Hawk to be in his videoā, this was āTony Hawk found a way to be in a Weird Al Video.ā
The chance that Tony Hawk has infiltrated your location or piece of media is low
BUT NEVER ZERO.
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shes turning 2
Iām also celebrating your dogs birthday
celebrating tumblr user heartseekerās dogās birthday on the fourth everyone
Heartseekerās dog is 5 this year, if Iāve done the math correctly!
"I love you, guy."
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