I'm All Appetite

Zach|He/Him|Pansexual Aromantic|Thief Of Mind|ENTP|PDNOS|NH

[notunlikepride]

Hey, who else out there is STILL pissed that they killed Darwin in X-Men First Class

[nightwild-deactivated20200305]

LETS DISCUSS

[angrenwen]

[snuppie]

me, a goth: My Darling, Dark Temptress Who I Love So Dearly, I Have Crocheted You This Anatomically Correct Heart As A Symbol Of My Undying Devotion

my normie gf: awww thanks babe! do you want to come to target with me?

me: Yes

[rosecrystal]

weddings are crazy expensive me and my s/o will just have an ancient blood ritual in the woods at 3am

[rosecrystal]

the moon herself is going to join our hands in marriage……..its called intimacy 

[goobra]

this feels appropriate

[yeet-the-rich-byfalloutboy]

I’ll keep rebloghing posts like these until we stop shaming poor consumers for not going vegan or whatever and start pressuring COMPANIES with MONEY to start operating more sustainably

[tchaikovskaya]

people who arent punctual freak me out im so stressed. what do you mean the event starts at 6 and you’ll pick me up at 5:50 even though I live 20 minutes from the venue? what do you mean being 10 minutes late is “no big deal”? what if there’s no parking and nowhere to sit? what then? i need to be there at 5:45 just to be sure and you’re like Oh Whatever Dude... ARE YOU OKAY

[mxnrique]

everything i have ever known about james charles i’ve had to learn against my own will.

[stvrgrs-archive]

Ryan Reynolds deadpool is a big brother to Tom Holland’s Spider-Man but boyfriends with Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man

[venusologist]

He has a restraining order on Tobey McGuire's Spider-Man

[princesstigerbelle]

If cats knew what sin was they wouldn’t even care

[blackpyrefly]

I don’t care either fuck trigonometry

[mtfautoandrophile]

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

[catsuggest]

[gatheringkeepsakes]

I’ve seen this post easily 12 times now and EVERY TIME it’s just a different cat looking at a different door. 

[90stvqueen]

today i told my manager "just because i can handle anything doesn't mean i should have to" and if that isn't just the motto of my life

[sapphic-romeo]

Good tags OP

[90stvqueen]

it's the working class struggle!

[xenosagaepisodeone]

we need unfluencers. we need unfluencer culture. we need people that tank the value of brands and make things terminally uncool by just associating with them. how do we boil this site down to it’s essence and spread it like a viral disease.

[unsahikable]

literally how hard would it have been for jkr to say something like “listen I was writing it in the 90s, I was inexperienced, I was writing from my own point of view, I didn’t realise how underrepresented a lot of people are, I wasn’t thinking about anything other than the plot, I accept that it’s a little sparse on the diversity front, I can try to be more self aware with my future works” etc etc instead of.. this nonsense

[discipleofkleio]

Important note to all Dracula fans - Coca-Cola was invented in 1886, and the story is set in 1897. This means you can authentically hint at coca-cola in any and all fanworks set around the book’s time period.

(not that it’s very impressive, since Dracula himself wouldn’t drink it, but certainly the American suitor can!)

[windupoperator]

Van Hellsing absolutely wired on classic cocaine coca cola defeating dracula

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[femcassidy]

tom holland is not a little boy.... hes a full grown adult man who is considerably older than most of his overbearing fandom and is, also, MAKING BANK

[femcassidy]

i PROMISE you tom holland will be fine and sony didnt rip him from the arms of a weeping rdj... can you imagine being like 24 years old and having a bunch of 13 year olds on the internet decide youre also 13 because youre like 5’5’’