Wherein I Name a Business
"Michael always says 'K-I-S-S. Keep it simple, stupid.' Great advice. Hurts my feelings every time."
Dwight Schrute, Northeastern Pennsylvania Salesman of the Year 2006
I've got a couple ideas in my head for what to call my business. I'll list them here in order of simplicity, and try to hash out how I'm feeling about each one.
Bay Ridge Video - Memorable, accurate (assuming the lease signing goes OK tomorrow), descriptive, and there's a URL available now.
J. Hermann Productions - more personal, and I already own the domain, but it's tough to remember whether my last name has one R and two Ns, or two Rs and one N, or two of each or neither.
Cachalot Productions - the French word for "sperm whale," my favorite animal. Good for logos and graphic design and visual identity purposes (though there's nothing preventing me from combining whale imagery with an unrelated name). Con: there's a "Cachalot Films" on Vimeo, but they haven't posted anything in 4 years and they're in France, so I'm probably fine.
Physeter Films - from the Latin name for sperm whale. Same as above, but "physeter" is even tougher to spell than "cachalot," plus the pronunciation is a little weird.
Some other nautical term - Growing up with both of my parents and half my extended family working at a maritime history museum, I have a somewhat legit claim on the Sailor Jerry type stuff that has been more-or-less appropriated by tattooed transplants in Williamsburg. Most of the good ones are taken. Ideas: Absolute Bearing, Azimuth, Bowchaser, Hard Chine, Lapstrake... wait a minute.
Lapstrake Films. Lapstrake is a term for boats whose hulls are built with overlapping planks. I feel an emotional connection to the term because my dad's small boat growing up had a lapstrake hull. And there are no competitors showing up in the Google results for "lapstrake films" or "lapstrake productions," so I'm pretty sure I'm first to come up with it. I can even see a logo design - Lapstrake on one line, Films centered below, with notched curves leading up from either side. Wow!
So should I go with "Bay Ridge Video"? Or "Lapstrake Films"? Or something in between?
Really it comes down to what I hope to gain from this. Bay Ridge Video is the number you call when you need someone to showcase your daughter's bat mitzvah or your real estate agency's new office space. Lapstrake Films is more of a wedding videography / indie film type of name.
Why not both? Maybe that makes the most sense. Lapstrake Films when I want to be artsy, Bay Ridge Video when I want to be ruthlessly practical. Or is that crazy? I've read a lot about defining your target audience, figuring out exactly what it is that you do better than anyone else, narrowing your work down until you can speak directly to your ideal customer in all of your copy. When it comes to that, Lapstrake feels more honest to me. More individual, more specific. Plus I've only been to Bay Ridge a handful of times, and putting that in my business name makes me sound like an expert on the area.
So there it is. Lapstrake Films. Simple, memorable (hopefully), and it will connect with fans of boats and boatbuilding, with whom I know I'll get along.
Lapstrake Films. Simple. Good.