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lostcryptids

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

deadmentellnotales13

mint-stone

chaoticneutralcunt

i have the power of weed and yummy beverage on my side

#me explaining how I get to sleep so early for work

newlyy

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

shitilyposting

"I don't wanna bother you"

Have you considered that this is how your presence feels?

magical-girl-mommy

I would go as far as to say that sucking dick is an inherently dominant act unless otherwise specified. You have their most sensitive part at the mercy of your mouth full of teeth that could snap that thang like a bratwurst. Thats power baby

deep-state-partisan

I pawned your chastity key for drug money sorry

vergak

necromancelena

me: "well it looks like you lost the bet. now you have to do anything I ask for~♡" my girlfriend: "oh yeah? and what's that" Me, scrolling through the search results for a hastily typed 'thigns that are sexually embarassing, for domming': "now now. be patient little bird~♡"