Ava, 30, "Yikes! That's Me."

[world-of-lang]

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

[anonpolls]

If you had so much money that you never had to work again (but were physically able to etc.), would you choose to work? (If you’re already in this situation, choose what you actually did.)

Yes, I’d do the same job I have now.

Yes, but I’d switch to a lower-paying but more fulfilling job.

Yes, but I’d choose to pursue a creative career.

Yes, but I’d start my own business.

Sort of. I’d volunteer or otherwise work without pay.

I wouldn’t work per se, but would devote a lot of time to a hobby.

I’d just relax, have fun, do whatever.

I’m not sure/Other

Remaining time: 6 days 11 hours

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

[peachfromcmbyn]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[spicymotte]

the average amount of readers for my webcomics is ~400 readers on update days and ngl this is absolutely perfect. I love this number. It’s a lot of people reading my stuff and not too much so that people get weird about my original works. 10/10 very happy. things can stay this way

[shocklabrynth]

i was taking a picture of this to make a stupid post and my friend lola looked right at me and was like are you taking a photo of that for tumblr? and the cashier overheard and said you still use tumblr? with like audible judgement in their voice and now i feel really fucking humiliated

[snail-queen-lb]

We need more villains in media who want the protagonist carnally. this isn't about shipping or enemies to lovers I mean fucked up weird creepy infatuation. its imperative that we get more gross and obsessive antagonists

[yokowan]

this is me when i get my bathtime blueberries if i'm being quite honest

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[masonworlds]

it might save ur life

[thedogeveryonehates]

[moniquill]

[midwestemogirlfriend]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m not going to explain myself

[magicratfingers]

the og

[confusedhostage]

[stimman3000]

.

[knitmeapony]

It’s like the opposite of horse plinko

[coughloop]

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck