[hollanderthoughts]

it’s okay guys I’m literally as normal as a person in my situation can be

[hudconvent]

like sorry but ilya would love cocaine. he just would. i have an evil headcanon that he loves it so much that his teammates give him the nickname snowplow. snorting 3 lines like adidas . then swiping his finger through whats left and rubbing it on his gums. like sue me

[tessville]

colooooouuuuurrrr mmmm I am salivating

process below the cut, my god that likeness took its sweet time arriving

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[shanehollandergirl]

ILYAWEEK DAY 6, a song that reminds you of ilya (and shane): "dog years" by maggie rogers

[huliajelena]

it should give us a chance to get to know each other

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[huliajelena]

how‘s the water?

you‘re in it

yeah, but i want to know how you like it

[penandinkprincess]

i know a lot of people like shane enjoying and building legos and i TOTALLY respect the vision and the joy of everyone's #myshane, but i would like to propose for consideration: given his enjoyment of puzzles, ILYA is the one who likes legos. he wasn't allowed to play with them as a kid because mess and tiny pieces escaping containment, but he stumbles across an old set that shane had gotten for christmas one year as a kid (and not been remotely interested in), decides to mess with it because they got snowed in at shane's parents' house until the roads can get plowed the next day, and then really?? enjoys it?? like a lot?? david helps him out with the second one he finds because they are Puzzle Buddies and this falls under that category, but even as a solo activity?? very enjoyable and relaxing for him to sort out these tiny pieces into order, assemble them, and then have a concrete thing he's accomplished.

which then means he starts collecting lego sets as a hobby. shane reads his book, ilya does his latest lego, and they have very enjoyable parallel play time unwinding in the evening.

but shane also?? doesn't understand?? why everyone who comes to their house?? always thinks they're HIS lego sets??? man is undiagnosed and also has no real awareness of associations that people tend to have with other people who are also Shane Shaped, so he TRULY has no idea why every single person who comes to their house sees the legos and immediately turns to HIM to go, "oh? you're into legos? that's cool."

no!! he is not!! the legos ain't got nothing to do with him!! go talk legos with his husband!! leave shane out of it!!

[sunlightspiced]

What if I told you this was a Raleigh Ritchie x Hollanov edit?

I'm counting on the IWTV - HR crossover fans on this one 🫰⏰️🌳

[bambicoded]

[emoi-aftonhockey]

HANG IT IN THE LOURVE

[slugmania]

whatever. the wife line and snoopy having unrestrained winter fun

[slugmania]

the much awaited sequel: the walter cup champions and snoopy having unrestrained playoffs fun

[balletandbow]

[creamsiclemelt]

i was gonna ask you...

[regainingparadise]

When I said I watch hockey for the plot, I truly did not expect the plot of an entire inspirational sports movie to happen in the last five minutes of game.

Romance? check. Vengeance? check. Assured loss in the last seconds? check. Grief and suffering? check. Surprise comeback in the even more last seconds? check. Hard work, skill, and rage? check. Improbable luck? also check. Recovery against the odds to help score? check.

[melrows]

i hope fic writers were taking notes on the first game in the pwhl cup final 🏒🏳️‍🌈✍️ the gayest team in the leagueTM is down by 1 with 18 seconds left. the normally stoic alternate captain laura stacey falls to the ice screaming clutching her knee after a hit into the boards. captain marie-philip poulin, her wife, waves over medics. they snap her knee back into place while stacey screams in pain. poulin helps her off the ice. play resumes and poulin assists a game-tying goal in the last TWO FREAKING SECONDS. immediately returns to the bench to ask about her wife. regulation ends, and by the time overtime starts 20 minutes later, stacey has rallied and leads the team back out onto the ice. the gayest team in the leagueTM wins in overtime.

[doctorhypetrain]

Kori: Abby stay out of the box and start using your head

Abby MF Roque: