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nightmare: daryl watts not protected

divine miracle: the concept of daryl and kk on the same team

#god if you can hear me.... it would be so funny #hockey posting #toronto sceptres

pwhl-mybeloved

Do you agree with your team’s protection list?

Yes

No

my team is an expansion team and we are coming for your players 😈

Remaining time: 19 hours 38 minutes

#sceptres OF COURSE NOT #i think they're all great choices and i was relieved to see fast on the list after the hamilton rumours #BUT NOT PROTECTING WATTS IS CRAZY. DARYL WATTS??? YOU'RE GONNA LET DARYL WATTS GET AWAY???#it had not even occured to me that not protecting watts was an option......#and blayre but that's moreso me being personally fond of her & sentimental about her captaincy. like I Get It.#but the thought of daryl not being a sceptre will actually kill me. fell to my knees in walmart.#hockey posting

seven-winged-liar

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

#like if i knew it was my last moment on earth i would want you to use that second to be mean

what if i put jimmy kaga-ricci in the timeloop

#i have this fic draft of jimmy in a timeloop on sunday. so he keeps waking up in the hospital on <2hr of sleep #things he does in the loop including but not limited to:#spending the first 7 loops having panic attacks & trying to kill himself #texting angel #having stilted conversation with louise in a stuffy waiting room #noticing that rowan might actually not be doing super well #thinking about lister. talking to rowan about lister. talking to rowan about bliss #running the fuck away #having the world’s worst most ill-timed intervention #kissing lister. getting even #smoking his first and last cigarette.#this is an idea i’ve been turning around in my mind for a couple months but what if it actually holds water…….#mine #iwbft

liarsblade

Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

liarsblade

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.

#one time i had to stop having sex to ask someone what the hell he was told about the hymen #bro said he didn’t have one. and i was like i Can’t let you walk through life thinking that’s how that works for even a minute more

chickensnack

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

to-orrr

pencil sketches

#jesus

bacteriumphage

Thought that post was cute so i drew it

spaceboytoy

Hello bisexual community

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apple breaks up fight between two magnets

redheartgrenade

its just played backwards

xeppeli

your truly ignorant. this apple is a hero; a pacifist

redheartgrenade

it’s fucking played backwards. dont call me ignorant. its an apple

xeppeli

Have you ever seen an apple in your life?

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World Heritage Post

beholdingslut

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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bigfoots-biggest-fan

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

punkrorschach

happy first day of pride everyone

v4mpc4tz

the rest of mcr when mikey and gerard dont show up to band practice: NO WAY?!?!?!

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#mcr #mads tag #<- type of joke u make only to immediately bail on it bc it's so silly

Which Olivia Rodrigo song(s) do you think Jimmy would cover/perform with Olivia? I’ve been listening to the cure and I think they would eat up a performance of that together with Jimmy as a surprise guest at her show or something like that!! anyway I thought of this because I was thinking about you’re hc post where you mentioned a Olivia x Jimmy collab so I had to ask lol

I was gonna say the cure duet would go craaaaazy 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ if they were performing together, ballad of a homeschooled girl would be really fun, and maybe scared of my guitar or teenage dream for a cover

#i don't normally think about jimmy singing songs about love/relationships but scared of my guitar is just so- that's literally him #but in general olivia has a lot of songs about the anxiety & horror of being a teenager in the public eye. so there's lots to pick from!!#ty for the ask yippee hooray #iwbft #mine #ask

like a year ago I very briefly thought about nb/gnc/transfem lister, & it never went anywhere but I WAS extremely amused by the idea of jimmy immediately losing them to rowan the second he starts to consider lister a dating option. like bicci just cannot stop fighting & breaking up & getting back together & fighting again, and they both think that’s just the nature of hooking up with your long time friend/roommate/bandmate and this was a horrible idea, but then lister & rowan have like. a pretty normal & healthy friends -> hooking up -> dating progression and he’s extremely good to lister, and it becomes so clear that the toxicity was genuinely a skill issue

#this IS out of character bullshit but it’s just one of those things that i remember occasionally and have a little chuckle about it #rowan (the only member of the trio with a secure attachment style): you know we can just talk about your feelings right??#lister: there’s no way. you’re fucking w me.#happy pride and shoutout to evie for reminding me of this with ur gnc lister fic LMFAO #mine #iwbft