I feel like Yassen’s reaction to Albert Bridge needs to be explored more
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I feel like Yassen’s reaction to Albert Bridge needs to be explored more
Casual reminder that Alex didn’t just lose his father that day but Ian lost a brother
No but the idea of Alex having a sibling or cousin does fascinate me so much, especially if it's from the Rider side with all their secrets. Give me Alex still struggling to deal with his family legacy, but now at least he's got a brother or a sister or a cousin to share it with, someone having those same questions about John and Ian, someone who would understand.
I love the idea of there being another child in the Rider family (a cousin or something) that’s been deliberately hidden from John, Ian, Alex, etc because of the Rider legacy and general risks that come with living in a world of espionage. Their parents did whatever they could to distance themselves and protect their child despite having no hard feelings towards John and his family. In another life, they would have been close but in this life they have to be strangers.
Alex with corpse imagery in all the seasons everyday of his life, Jack getting scared when he sleeps too heavy because he looks dead
Thinking about how in DDBS the first time Alex heard his dad's voice was probably when he was a student at Malagosto on one of the recorded lectures from Malagosto, with John teaching young assassins how to kill/use weapons 🥲 almost like he was teaching Alex too 🥲
I recently found out why my mom would never sleep around me when I was a kid. Like she’d never let herself take naps or sleep if I was awake, ever. Or if she did, she would lock her bedroom door. So when I was 6, I was asleep in my bed in the middle of the night when I hear a loud bang, like a pot being dropped and come out to the living room to see my mom standing by the window, with just a huge pile of spaghetti all over the sill, and a pot on the ground, and I ’m like “Are you gonna eat all that?” And ya’ll she get’s BIG MAD and yells at me and chases me to my room but then a little while later a bunch of cops show up and ask me a bunch of random ass questions about my art? Like this one cop lady keeps asking me to draw dragons for her?! And they seem mad as hell
I didn’t want to get arrested so I just never asked my mom for spaghettis after that. Lesson, learned. Don’t ask mom for spaghettis or she’ll call the damn police on you.
So I have this memory in my head, and it goes unquestioned until I say it outload for the first time a few months back and as soon as I say the words “When I was six, my mom called the cops on me for asking for spaghettis” My adult logic slams into place and is like “Hang on. Your mother definatly did not call the police on a 6 year old for asking for spaghetti.”
So obviously that’s not what really went down. I call up my mom to tell her how I remember it and on top of her figuring out why her kid has always been really cagey around spaghettis for the last 3 decades she tells me what really happened.
So on that night, a man tried to break into our house through the front window. It was just my mom, and her kids so she did what she felt she had too and shot him in the head. He’d been wearing a helmet, which landed on the floor under the window.
Now I just want ya’ll to put yourselves in my moms shoes for a minute here. This woman has just taken a human life. The trauma of that- the instant agony, the panic, the guilt, the fear- all of it hitting her at once, her only solace the knowledge that her children are safe. She protected her daughters. No matter the cost to her soul- her children are safe.
Then she looks up and sees her six year old staring at the inside of this mans head before saying “Are you gonna eat all that?”
I suspect they were trying to keep me busy and distracted while they cleaned up the corpse in the living room?!?
someone said tumblr nuked this post, but I could never be so lucky.
Do you guys like ever descend into madness or is it just me because I’m on my meds again
I think it would be funny if most of Grace's eridian students went to him and asked for earth pronoun designations instead of picking for themselves, because they think it's cool to get word-gifts from the coolest teacher in the galaxy
and grace is trying so hard to not accidentally be sexist or assign gender roles to a monogendered species, so like, trying hard not to call someone he/him just because they like sports, or she/her just because they seem caring, or whatever. and he's having a hard time about it because he's like oh man why am I assigning the pronouns I'm assigning, i hope I'm not bringing any of my biases into this. just absolutely eating himself up over it
he tries to fix this by starting to roll a die, or throw darts at a dartboard, but his students immediately throw a fit because the point of the word-gifts is that they are specific, picked deliberately for them, right? and grace tries to explain gender bias and so on, but it becomes clear these kids could genuinely not give less of a shit, they just want to know what their AGAG (assigned gender at grace) is, alright? why is this so hard for him to understand??
eventually grace comes to the conclusion that he's on a different planet, and severely overthinking this, and that his kids really just are having fun--they really don't see the grace-given pronouns as categorization, he figures they see them as something more akin to astrology. or an eridian tiktok trend. when grace learns they call the assigning a word-gift he probably cries tbh
"teacher grace!!! what my pronoun question???"
"hmm. getting big they/them vibes off you"
"HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY. THANK"
A different take on the sinking town trend from last year on Tiktok featuring Nosferatu (2024)
I think ao3 is literally the only site where no censorship means no censorship. you can post the most vile things on there — things that will get taken down on any other platforms — and ao3 will protect you, your works, and your rights to create whatever you want, however you want.
and no, this isn’t me saying “write that messed up, disgusting thing” because while, yes, write it if it’s what you want (I myself enjoy writing dark fics, something I believe would be considered “vile” to a lot of people), this is me saying in a world of censorship and capitalism, ao3 really is a treasure.
everybody say thank you ao3
The return of the Co-Parent AU
alex rider being gifted a lock pick from his girl bestie while his boy bestie ties his bow-tie for him ohhh you lucky greedy bisexual you make me SICK (he deserves it all <3)
some screenshots i took earlier. im just forever obsessed with the fact that fisk is constantly carrying zak
the first one is so cute i had to redraw it thanks
Yassen looked back but found he could no longer remember John’s face….
My attempt at Alex Rider Analog Horror Edits