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The puppies on my baby's pajamas kind of look like the puppy versions of the Powerpuff Girls #amitheonlyonewhoseesit #thingsithinkat3am https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ1CUTshpO8/?utm_medium=tumblr

#amitheonlyonewhoseesit #thingsithinkat3am

Does anyone else see a d20 or is it just me? (Discreetly put in cart for later) #nerdymomma #dndbaby https://www.instagram.com/p/CQLdbIMB-FQ/?utm_medium=tumblr

#nerdymomma #dndbaby

Some of these ads for onesies are scary accurate 😅😂 #babytoots #advertisingatitsbest https://www.instagram.com/p/CPvTEHWhvw-/?utm_medium=tumblr

#babytoots #advertisingatitsbest

studentlifeproblems

official-lucifers-child

my old english teacher did this once and i fucking sobbed. they read through the essay and gave me pointers and stuff but at the end they just went “100% because you were clearly extremely dedicated to this” and let me sleep in their class the next day

uncawanwo

The Doctor, in the Tardis, with Rose Tyler. Just as it should be

v4mpyrsp1t

lady dimmadome

dumbfilmschoolkid

maplevogel

I am super late to the party but have a Victuuri kiss!!!:D

Please do not repost on any other website without my consent, thank you!

maplevogel

You can now buy the print here!!:D

geopvnk

the best part of miyazaki’s adaptation of howl’s moving castle is that it’s like,,,,book!howl propaganda. this is the howl that welsh asshole wanted u to see. the romance!!! the elegance!!!!! the soundtrack!!!!!!! no mention of the time he got ass-backwards drunk with his rugby mates bc he was scared of fighting the witch of the waste!!! perfect

bignosedlegend

quick messy doodle cos i saw this tweet and couldnt get this mental image out of my head

marisatomay

my brain feels like it’s on fire and my stomach hurts because i can’t stop laughing every time i see these two tweets

dotwav

“The face in the mirror was quite calm, because it was what she expected to see… ‘Don’t worry, old thing’, Sophie said to the face. ‘You look quite healthy. Besides, this is much more like you really are.” - Diana Wynne Jones

acepalindrome

My favorite story about Tolkien was when he was a professor, and was being a garbage professor on purpose (mumbling and facing away from the class and stuff) so all his students would leave and he could go home to write Lord of the Rings. Except one of his students was Diana Wynne Jones (y’know, author of Howl’s Moving Castle and the Crestomanci series, that Diana Wynne Jones), and he actually said some interesting stuff about writing and storytelling when he wasn’t being the worst professor, and she wanted to hear more of what he had to say. And Tolkien couldn’t leave while he still had students sticking around, so Diana Wynne Jones made Tolkien stay and do his job instead of going home to write about Middle Earth.

It’s so delightfully on brand for her, the eager young student forcing her cranky professor to teach her. It feels like something out of one of her books.

samuraifuckingfrog

cipheramnesia

I remember when we were joking about states which wouldn't let you pump your own gas. Guess they got the last laugh here.

tom90deg

You know the best thing about all of this? Gas degrades. It degrades FAST. According to survivalists, who by god take this shit seriously, gas from a pump will last Three to six months. If it’s in a proper container, airtight, and has a low Ethanol percentage. That’s it. Three months, and it’s useless. And tha’ts IF it dosn’t get water in it, cause then it’s totaly useless. These people are wasting god knows how much fuel and money.

Also, all writers should remember this. Fuel lasts 6 months in ideal situations. After that, it is useless.