[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[hotgirlmeg]

[xanaxfarts]

Tile flooring at the Oceanário de Lisboa, an aquarium in Lisbon, Portugal

[tgirl-makima]

*not quite getting it* fulltime job from a girl with huge boobs

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

[weepingwidar]

Jeff Olsson (Swedish, 1981) - The Hermit (2024)

[weepingwidar]

Yezi Lou (Chinese, 1997) - Hi From a Random Mop Bucket (2021)

[freeter]

sometimes i think about my coworker being completely shocked that i had no idea what breast milk tastes like and havent tried baby formula or kitten formula

[seriousjones]

seriousjones 9:12pm (daft punk if they were bees) we're up all night to get stung! we're up all night to get honey!

seriousjones 10:56pm Jesus Christ, you have all made your point. Bees are not known for "getting stung." Fine. You win. I will be taking some time away from social media for my own peace of mind. It honestly makes me sick to my stomanch that one small mistake can bring out the mob, when all I do is try to spread smiles and connection. Respectfully, I hope you all take a long look and the mirror and think about how your words can affect people.

seriousjones 1:44am (daft punk if they were dogs) we're up all night to be dogs! we're up all night to be puppy

[freeter]

wanting to start twitch streaming regularly and build an audience vs i hate social media

[itmeansalot]

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

boy go get me my pringle

[illustratus]

Theseus and the Minotaur by Edward Burne-Jones

[freeter]

incredibly horribly ill and im so fucking thankful for my family i cant imagine being this sick and living alone lol theyre taking such good care of me i'll cry

[freeter]

my mom made me soup

[freeter]

incredibly horribly ill and im so fucking thankful for my family i cant imagine being this sick and living alone lol theyre taking such good care of me i'll cry

[freeter]

iwill miss the little ecosystem that lives around the outside of yhe gas station i work atttttt.... heres some of the critters ive seen

greenhouse frogs (very small, first time i saw one i thought it was a woodchip)

some tiny tiny orb weavers who make their homes in the crevices of the garbage cans

so many anoles

bees (mostly they are attracted to the sugary syrups in the trashcans i believe. on multiple occasions theyve wiggled themselves Into the trashbags and the poor things get tossed in the dumpster by proxy)

squirrels (surprisingly not the massive ones we get here often)

crows (recent addition at least that ive noticed, they like to perch in the drive thru trees)

once i saw a luna moth and it was really fucking cool

[freeter]

sometimes when im scrolling on tumblr app i skip through all the posts and just go look at the ads

[freeter]

im kind of obsessed with the one game where you have to protrct the doge from the bees because i swear to god once i saw pin-up silhouettes in that ad and its like. a slightly different one every time and ijust want to see naked woman silhouette again dude