[monster2001]

True but I don’t agree

[dogpuppy]

[valtsv]

i would make the worst kind of vampire because i would always be like "hey check out how long i can go without blood lol" as a form of guilty self-harm poorly disguised as discipline and then black out and binge-slaughter a bunch of people, only reinforcing my conviction that i need to develop better self control by starving myself as often as possible

[dogpuppy]

[freeter]

I have a cute and pudgy tummy

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[hotgirlmeg]

[xanaxfarts]

Tile flooring at the Oceanário de Lisboa, an aquarium in Lisbon, Portugal

[tgirl-makima]

*not quite getting it* fulltime job from a girl with huge boobs

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

[weepingwidar]

Jeff Olsson (Swedish, 1981) - The Hermit (2024)

[weepingwidar]

Yezi Lou (Chinese, 1997) - Hi From a Random Mop Bucket (2021)

[freeter]

sometimes i think about my coworker being completely shocked that i had no idea what breast milk tastes like and havent tried baby formula or kitten formula

[seriousjones]

seriousjones 9:12pm (daft punk if they were bees) we're up all night to get stung! we're up all night to get honey!

seriousjones 10:56pm Jesus Christ, you have all made your point. Bees are not known for "getting stung." Fine. You win. I will be taking some time away from social media for my own peace of mind. It honestly makes me sick to my stomanch that one small mistake can bring out the mob, when all I do is try to spread smiles and connection. Respectfully, I hope you all take a long look and the mirror and think about how your words can affect people.

seriousjones 1:44am (daft punk if they were dogs) we're up all night to be dogs! we're up all night to be puppy

[freeter]

wanting to start twitch streaming regularly and build an audience vs i hate social media

[itmeansalot]

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

boy go get me my pringle