Без названия @freewifejuk - Tumblr Blog

RIP my cutie. I’ll miss you

#hamster #cute animals #pet

babyanimalgifs

me trying to take control over my life

(via @hwanrem)

baapi-makwa

sneakso

New plan for taking down sunhome and getting my file

think-progress

Members of Congress are living off food stamps for a week to protest Republican cuts. It’s a challenge for them, but GOP cuts would hurt millions of everyday Americans.

wagrobanite

Why does this not have more publicity. This needs it!

apolymathpainintheass

I want a reality tv show where politicians have to live in poverty for a month. They have to live in Government housing, shop with food stamps, and get only a limited amount of money for clothes. Because here, they still have all their trappings, lilke nice cars and thousand dollar suits. I want them in Walmart jeans trying to determine if they can afford a carton of milk.

fuck-me-barnes

Give them a full calendar year. I want to see them confident in January, and sometime around June choking back tears at the Safeway because they are tired, so tired, of eating 25 cent cup noodles, eyeing other peoples’ full grocery carts with a dull bewilderment. Let me see them despair because they have a persistent nagging cough that won’t go away and might be turning into pneumonia but the minute clinic is $60, which might as well be as six million dollars, either way they ain’t got it to spare - and that doesn’t count the cost of prescriptions. Let me hear them tell people about the muscle cramps they get at night due to eating non-nutritious garbage for months, the weakness from persistent hunger. Let them know the shame and frustration of only owning one pair of cheap polyester pants for work and one pair of thrift-store jeans, and both persistently have ripped crotches and seams coming undone, no matter how many times they get sewn back up. Let the women know the particular sort of despair that comes once a month when you can’t afford even the cheapest pads or tampons. Let them understand the frustration of being charged a $35 fee for a $2 overdraft. Let them watch as the bank holds charges from different days in “pending” till they all come through on the same day, and the bank charges them four times for a single overdraft because “the charges all cleared at the same time”. I want them to know the particular pain of having to decide between food for the week, or transportation costs to and from work. You can’t have both. Choose wisely. You do not truly understand poverty until you’ve lived it and a month isn’t enough to encompass it. Not even close.

amey-winehouse

^^^

alwaysbewoke

bitch ass nazis

tonightweredrinkingfromthebong

carazelaya

Friendly reminder this show was filmed in front of a live studio audience in one take.

peculiaraura

And that all sitcom laugh tracks are taken from this show because the laughter was so sincere.

coyotescorner

friendly reminder that this show was fuckin awesome

theodorepython

And most of the people who were recorded laughing are dead now. When you hear people laughing in sitcoms today, it’s the recorded laughter of dead people.

adultgaywad

Well that escalated quickly

mymompickedthisurlss-deactivate

imagine how cool it would be if your legacy was the sound of your laughter. your happiness.

naamahdarling

good save

just-shower-thoughts

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

advanced-procrastination

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

themaddogofshimano-deactivated2

If I recall, they did used to be the corresponding months. It was just when Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Augustus came into power, the months July(Julius) and August(Augustus) were added, thus throwing off the numbering of the calender.

gentlemanbones

Good news, though: whoever fucked it up did in fact get stabbed.

postingwhileblack

simple math!

cocainesocialist

WORKERS from fast food restaurants across the UK could strike over pay, Daily Star Online can reveal.

The president of the union supporting the staff said hundreds of fast food workers have signed up since hearing of the strike.

They join the 20,000 others already signed up.

Ian Hodson, national president of The Bakers’ Food and Allied Workers Union, told Daily Star Online that he fears there will be more strikes unless pay is improved.

He said: “We have had a significant uptake in membership since announcing the McDonald’s strike.

“People are fed up of the poor wages across the whole industry.

full support and solidarity

goodticklebrain

So, last month @jmujaneway asked me the following question:

“Hiya! Someone at lunch said there’s a debate as to which Shakespeare character spends the most time dead on stage. I figured you’d know! Please help?”

I offered up my best guesses (Caesar and Desdemona) and then you guys took over, with @nellololol going to far as to do some in-depth research and provide us with some line counts. This was far too fun to leave alone, though, so I’ve done my own line-counting and here are the results!

Now, Bassanius and Humphrey are somewhat debatable, as they can conceivably spend part of their “dead” time hidden in a pit or behind bed curtains respectively. However, I have seen both languish on stage in person, so they are included. Conversely, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Romeo and Juliet production that actually included the “real live body” of Tybalt in the final scene, but I have heard of those that have, and that have similarly had a “real live body” of Caesar in the funeral scene.

If we go by the has-to-be-on-stage-dead-the-entire-time-no-chance-of-being-swapped-out-for-a-dummy matrix, however, the winner is Desdemona. Take a bow Desd– oh wait, you can’t. You’re dead.