I Have A Knack For Not Understanding Jokes

Sophia | 19 yrs | she/her | This account is mostly random untagged reblogs, but if there's something you'd like me to tag, let me know! :D

[meeowerzz]

HELLO??

[pun-ishment888]

Whats not to get? Moron.

[official-lucifers-child]

target audience

[billiewena]

SUPERNATURAL MILFs: A Definitive Ranking

(honorable / dishonorable mentions below the cut)

update: my companion dilfnatural post is now available!

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[coughloop]

theres no wrong way to mix chemicals

[coughloop]

theres no chemicals you shouldnt mix together

[coughloop]

all gas smells good and you should inhale as much as possible so no one else can have it

[eucalyptus-sage]

honestly that "it costs 0 dollars to be kind" bullshit is bullshit. it does cost things to be kind. it costs time. it costs energy. and it isn't always easy and it isn't always natural. it costs so much to be kind, sometimes. but that's the whole point. if being kind were easy, or simple, every single person would be an angel. but they're not, and the world isn't easy and simple. so no, it does cost something to be kind. but it's worth it anyway.

[bisexualgorgeous]

running a tumblr blog is really just being like I’ve become obsessed with this new thing and now I’m going to make it everyone else’s problem

[castielss]

MAKE ME CHOOSE SUPERNATURAL EDITION: @daneeljackles asked HIMBO!CASTIEL or SASSY!CASTIEL

[liquidstar]

no offense but why do people still watch videos even though theyre well known to be problematic? like did people seriously just forget what video did to the radio star??

[liquidstar]

don’t try to defend this. we cant rewind, we’ve gone too far

[cyproterone-deactivated20220309]

california is the france of america from what I understand

[forestwater87]

This tag from @mcelbois is making me lose my shit

[godlessondheimite]

[vielseitigkeit-deaktiviert]

I promise I’m a lot nicer than my ‘walking to class’ face would lead you to believe.

[7979797]

tumblr is best app u just talk to urself and ppl go yep so true bestie

[paramud]

[ryebreadgf]

munchausen syndrome is what hansel and gretel had

[ryebreadgf]

[transfemininomenon]

hang on i gotta google some things

[transfemininomenon]

yeah this is funny

[antimasculist]

we need more masculine clothing designed to show off tits

[antimasculist]

this was about butch women but im glad u guys are having fun with ur star trek men

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game

[by-any-other]

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[spacemancharisma]

so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe....... a lover..” the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like:

[toadscools]

WHY IS MY NAME BEEF IN YOUR PHONE

[spacemancharisma]

you know................. like bf...............

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Janus: Remus?

Remus and Roman: Yes?

Janus: I APOLOGIZED FOR A YEAR ALREADY!

[past-the-horiz0n]

Country roads... warp me home... to the space... I belong...

[past-the-horiz0n]