I Have A Knack For Not Understanding Jokes @twizzlerrthedragon - Tumblr Blog

meeowerzz

HELLO??

pun-ishment888

Whats not to get? Moron.

official-lucifers-child

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billiewena

SUPERNATURAL MILFs: A Definitive Ranking

(honorable / dishonorable mentions below the cut)

update: my companion dilfnatural post is now available!

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coughloop

theres no wrong way to mix chemicals

coughloop

theres no chemicals you shouldnt mix together

coughloop

all gas smells good and you should inhale as much as possible so no one else can have it

eucalyptus-sage

honestly that "it costs 0 dollars to be kind" bullshit is bullshit. it does cost things to be kind. it costs time. it costs energy. and it isn't always easy and it isn't always natural. it costs so much to be kind, sometimes. but that's the whole point. if being kind were easy, or simple, every single person would be an angel. but they're not, and the world isn't easy and simple. so no, it does cost something to be kind. but it's worth it anyway.

bisexualgorgeous

running a tumblr blog is really just being like I’ve become obsessed with this new thing and now I’m going to make it everyone else’s problem

castielss

MAKE ME CHOOSE SUPERNATURAL EDITION: @daneeljackles asked HIMBO!CASTIEL or SASSY!CASTIEL

liquidstar

no offense but why do people still watch videos even though theyre well known to be problematic? like did people seriously just forget what video did to the radio star??

liquidstar

don’t try to defend this. we cant rewind, we’ve gone too far

cyproterone-deactivated20220309

california is the france of america from what I understand

forestwater87

This tag from @mcelbois is making me lose my shit

godlessondheimite

vielseitigkeit-deaktiviert

I promise I’m a lot nicer than my ‘walking to class’ face would lead you to believe.

7979797

tumblr is best app u just talk to urself and ppl go yep so true bestie

paramud

ryebreadgf

munchausen syndrome is what hansel and gretel had

ryebreadgf

transfemininomenon

hang on i gotta google some things

transfemininomenon

yeah this is funny

antimasculist

we need more masculine clothing designed to show off tits

antimasculist

this was about butch women but im glad u guys are having fun with ur star trek men

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game

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spacemancharisma

so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe....... a lover..” the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like: