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23, he/they

[bunniope]

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

[iamoutofideas]

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

[bunniope]

this is all that's left.

[iamoutofideas]

this is all that's left.

[pissvortex]

Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere

[charl0ttan]

bro youll NEVER guess what all of my violence keeps begeting 🤦‍♀️

[malibuklaus]

[3000s]

if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon

[clytemnestraaa]

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

[corpsecoded-deactivated20250106]

in the club getting psychosexual

[sovietunion]

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[lokaror]

Cops are here.

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[razielim]

thank you for your service 🤝

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[nueuhell]

I told myself that if I ever need anything to paint I should pick the first photo I see on my dash and paint it and this was the first one so I committed.

[wosp-reactivated]

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

[geekysteven]

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

[flyfella]

Fighting for my life in margaritaville

[van1llaskys]

[gay-chef-boyardee]

Hey dude. Couldn't help but notice that the peaceful backing music cut out when you fixed me with a glare uncharacteristic of the traits we've seen you display so far. What was that all about.

[memorycycle]

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

[memorycycle]

its actually going pretty well

[irish-american-chan]

I Wonder A Lot About Being Six. Will I Miss Being Five?

[trumbloola]

One day youll even be seven! ...but not for a long time

[irish-american-chan]

But Maybe Ill Be Eight For A Really Really Really Long Time

[trumbloola]

I miss you. I miss you so much.