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Free food in the kitchen?

#officelunch #officelife #free #stresseating

Bees

My coworker just told me that a while ago, she was stuck in the elevator with a bee. You're just telling me this now?! That's 17 flights of Fear Factor!

#bees #officeantics #officelife #worklife #workerbee #workerbees #fearfactory #elevator #officedanger

When my coworker got his tie caught in the paper shredder.

#officefail #officehazards dangerzone #reallyhappened

Do coworkers realize that when they ask "to pick your brain" they are making more work for you AND stealing your ideas?

#brains #officelife #cubicled

My worst nightmare come true: The girl in front of me in rush-hour rat race got her foot stuck in the revolving door! Then she turned around & glared at me like I pushed the door too hard. It wasn't me- it was physics!!

#ratrace rushhour #officelife #officefail #officedanger

Butts be hungry today

#officebathroom #bathroombreak #officelife #ladiesroom #nostallsatall

When my tiny slice of birthday cake came around, I was so bitter that I looked at everyone else with their normal-sized slices and thought to myself: "fatties!"

#notfair #officeantics #officepartyfail

The amount of communication it takes to explain to someone how to do something- I would always rather do it myself.

#officelife #absurdity

You’re like: I know I’m gonna spill this coffee/seltzer/cup of Oreo crumbs- so I’ll be EXTRA careful.

#keyboarddisaster #officelunch #officefail #oreocrumbs #worklife

No workplace is complete without an office nemesis. Mine quit a year ago but has since been replaced by a newer, eviler version who thwarts me by smiling and talking over me. I get back at her by CCing everyone from the email prior to the one she sent, rendering her powerless. Sneaky!

#officenemesis #office #worklife #tension #corporate

We all have to eat at our desks sometimes, but did you really need to bring egg salad??

#desklunch #byoegg #officelife #stank face

I may be among the bizarre few who like being outside in sticky hot New York City August- because I work in a meat locker.

#itsfreezing #aclowandslow #winterinsummer #officesnuggie

I tried to take a nap in the bathroom, but another girl came in and sat silently in another stall the whole time I was there. She may have been trying to nap too, but it was pretty awkward so I didn't really feel rested.

#bathroombreak pottytime naptime #sleepy #isitfridayyet #awkward #officeantics

I somehow accidentally set a meeting End Date to 8/23/2050, and my whole life flashed in front of my eyes.

Boredom level: Craigslist free stuff

#boredom #office #worklife #hirise #ratrace

Boredom level: writing Yelp reviews

#boredom #office #worklife #hirise

Just another day in the office.

#office #worklife #texting #unicorn #piglet #smh so hard #unipig #pigleticorn officeconvo

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