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The Furry Holy Trinity

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Has anyone done this yet?

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Ey yo can someone give me that picture where Sephiroth is just casually getting coffee at a comic con

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Have this meme that I made instead of studying

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I’m studying for my WW2 exam and this image of Mussolini pretty much sums up my mood rn

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In Super Mario Odyssey, the boxer shorts item costs 1000 coins.

In other words, you need to pay money for Mario to take his clothes off.

Therefore, Mario is technically a prostitute now.

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Last thing you see before death

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Alabama? More like...

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churchofbayonetta:

oldroots:

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my fave SCP is Geoff who is basically a regular guy who doesnt even work at the SCP foundation but just happens to keep wandering into high-security parts of the building by accident somehow and escapes containment the same way

like it says its an SCP on probation because they cant prove if he has some supernatural power or if hes just a guy who knows all of the passwords to the SCP foundation

I think my favorite part are the transcripts

“Commander Price: Alright people, it’s go time! I want suppressing fire on this thing NOW! Neptune squadron, hit it with everything you’ve got! If this thing gets one claw to the surface, then—

SCP-008-J: Hey, I remember you!

Commander Price: (Exasperated and enraged) FUCK!

SCP-008-J: Can you help me out? I’m a bit turned around. I’m trying to get to Grays Street.

Commander Price: WE’RE 3,000 METERS UNDER THE FUCKING OCEAN!

SCP-008-J: (Produces smartphone) Well that explains why my map won’t load.

Commander Price: WHO THE FLAMING CHRIST ARE YOU!?

SCP-008-J: Geoff, remember? Hey, are you on Facebook? I feel like I keep running into you! We should be friends!”

Geoff is tormenting this poor commander for no reason.

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I like the non horror SCPs. Most of the horror ones are ok but the non horror ones are amazing.

My favorite one is a book that when you read it makes you fall asleep then you have an amazing fantasy adventure, SCP-1230. It doesn’t steal the energy of people, it doesn’t make you die if you die while dreaming, it’s just the most kick ass adventure of your life.

Also it’s sad because the book tries as hard as it can to make people happy but one time this guy who is super into fantasy and stuff used and was asleep for like day and in the dream it was 200 years. The after he got out he killed himself because he just couldn’t take going back to the normal world. When that happened the book grew depressed and sad. The pages were wet as if someone had been crying on them and it keep saying it was sorry.

Eventually a researcher used a sticky note to communicate that he wanted to talk with it. He then fell asleep and met with the manifestation of the book in the dream world, he talked with him and was able to learn what happened and through visiting him and using sticky notes he was able to help it out and it eventually started displaying “A hero is born” on its pages again.

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I LOVE THAT

[antigoneprogone]

One of my favorite SCP’s is this giant, old house that nobody dares to touch because they all think it’s haunted. Eventually, the researchers find that the house isn’t haunted, but hosts an inter-dimensional portal, and some sort of Lovecraftian horror is communicating with the tenants.

He’s not really evil or anything; he’s actually pretty laid back. It’s just that he’s just kind of racist against carbon-based life forms and is really passive-aggressive.

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My favorite is the toaster that makes people talk about it in the first person. Even the entirety of the report is written as “I am a toaster. I toast bread just like any other toaster” People don’t even realize they’re doing this and there are no negative side effects they’ll just go right back to normal when they leave the toaster it’s ridiculous

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My favorite is the bunch of tomatoes that throws themselves at people who tell bad jokes

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there’s a fucking enemy in Miitopia called a “Twerky” and, no joke, it’s thick as fuck.

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I hate that my first interaction with this blog was the post about the thick turkey

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Did the Gummi Bear from that one song have a TV show or was that a fever dream I had?

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He has transcended us all

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"To understand the bug, you gotta BECOME the bug"

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Waluigi is scared of the post above.

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I made this and thought I should share.

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MAXIE'S TURTLENECK GOES ALL THE WAY UP HIS NECK

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Fullmetal Alchemist AU where everything is the same but whenever Armstrong takes off his shirt, it's just a muscle shirt underneath.