may I have two rifles?

brainrot sideblog

[stillmother]

daniil is such a bad liar he really was like “mr alexander block i need five rifles. for self defense”

[stillmother]

[silenthillmutual]

Autistic to Autistic Communication

[wolfythewitch]

Have you ever seen three ducks try to grab onto one piece of bread

[bluecontactlens]

Wizard study date for nerds part 3: wizard sleepover 🧡💜

[secretdazedragon]

part 2 of this based on @abzania's tags

#i like to think that after this#he tries tying essek to him to keep him from floating away#and against all logic they go floating off together instead

[tbgcru]

Wanted to settle on how I'm gonna draw the Nein for my alternate timeline comics~

[yudol-skorbi]

HAPPY MIGHTY NEIN DAY

[doodle-list]

Inflicting our heatwave onto the wizards (And the sunburn I got from the beach)

[lomakes]

wip I’ve been meaning to draw their house since the official art dropped

[fishmechs]

[isa-grapes]

essek being in the main fucking lineup with the pcs…… they’re about to prince zuko him so bad he’s gonna blow that little twink out of the water. essek theyless they don’t play about you do they.

[vault-of-amber]

i'm sure this all has been said before but i am utterly besotted with how essek's arc in c2 looks from the m9s perspective.

like, you meet a guy with full authority on whether you friend's husband lives or dies. he's mysterious and powerful and will not take any of your bullshit. he's incredibly hot. you invite him over for dinner and he says no i have work and then knocks at your door fourty minutes later and says i changed my mind would you um uh. have me over for dinner. he infodumps to you about driving his father to his own death and also not having any friends. this makes a lot of sense. he wont let you forget about all those favours you owe him but does teach your wizard some baller spells. you fuck off for a couple months. come back in time to attend a fancy party in honour of the peace agreement you busted your entire ass to make happen. out of curiosity you decide to spy on the convo between ludinus and some slightly suspicious dignitary. its like, super easy to do that unnoticed. the dignitary is that fucking guy. holyshit.jpeg . he's still doing his most recognizable gimmick under his disguise. youre like what the fuck man and he starts crying. you fuck off for another couple months. get back. he's incredibly hyped to hear from you and eager af to help. not a mention of the favours you owe is made. halfway through the conversation he stops to rant about how hes a terrible person and will do anything to atone. his devastating puppy eyes are on par with your wizard who he's obviously pathetically in love with. you bring him with you into the worstest couple days of his elven life. he's visibly trembling but like still trying to be cool in front of your wizard. when its over he gives a speech about friendship and love and repenting. he's crying the entire time.

he floats away to go repent. you check in a year later and he's leading a fulfilling life with your wizard. he has not found a way to soft launch his walking normally again . he's one of your bestest friends.

[ohmyeightpastlives]

Mighty nein shitpost 120/?

[spocktheestallion]

Genuinely hilarious that even before the animated series came out and we met Deirta Thelyss everybody seemed to agree that Essek had mommy issues just based on Essek. Like yeah just look at him. Theres something wrong with him that only a fucked up relationship w your mother can cause. And obviously the animated show did an incredible job of portraying their dynamic and all its complexities without making Deirta just the bitch mom in Essek’s tragic backstory that we can blame all his bad decisions on but I still think it’s so funny that we all basically arrived here pretty much just by reverse engineering what Deirta’s parenting might’ve been like based on the end product

[mingus-archives]

Absolutely nothing is funnier than watching the Mighty Nein Animated series and seeing the crew relatively competently execute a heist to steal the beacon from Ikithon and are only initially unsuccessful because Caleb is tempted by Ikithon and the Kryn attack...

... and then watching the campaign and seeing them randomly stumble upon the beacon with a random Kryn soldier while running from a completely unrelated and botched heist job, force feed said soldier pastries and piss in front of him with their cat to prove they're not enemies, let the soldier leave with the beacon only to impulsively steal the beacon back when the soldier is killed by Crown's guard, and then just stuff the beacon in the bottom of Jester's bag for like months only bothering with it when they want some power ups.

[neria-rt]

guy who is more concerned about not using the scientific method than the actual killing people part (aka fanart of this post that made me laugh earlier)

[anakinh]

essek in the cr2 aeor arc (redeeming himself, surrounded by friends): oh no, all my spells are aoe :((( level 5 magic missile

essek in m9 animated (actively getting worse): dark star and if my allies die they die

[vimesy-art]