open equals heavier

angsty teen turned angsty adult

[yesterdaysprint]

Harrisburg Telegraph, Pennsylvania, December 24, 1904

[hakuteeth]

Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny

[anotherwellkeptsecret]

pet owner: *hears noise*

pet owner: 

[ghostslostinwhatever]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[squeakitties]

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

[lydiadotnet-deactivated20190404]

I was in the middle of being kinda upset but this made me laugh really hard

[gowns]

[allsadnshit]

I can’t stop thinking about this since I first saw it

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

wait do those tin can phones really work?? I thought this was all a myth.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I just looked up a video this is wild I’m making one tomorrow

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

in my high school Art 4 class while we were no doubt supposed to be getting ready for a Very important Art Show, two of my friends made one of these phones but instead of talking into it they would write messages and clip it to the string and slide it across the string to the other and when the art teacher asked why they said “we’re texting” and she could not BELIEVE it, this was the FUNNIEST thing she’d heard all year so she got on her office phone and called the principal and said “two girls are texting in my classroom I need you to come take their phones and issue them detentions” and we all waited like assholes for him to show up and when he asked where they were she gestured at my friends “texting” on their tin can phone and my principal was already a pretty tired dude but that was the most exhausted I think he ever looked.

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

paul rudd: [an actor who has played many different roles through his career, and now even plays a superhero that will likely be his most recognized character]

ben wyatt’s voice in the back of my head, softly whispering:

[punkrocktaire]

[chromolume]

with my school teachers it was like “omg they’re so cool i wanna be their friend!” but with university lecturers it’s like “they’re endearing and i love them like cats but are they okay because i think they know too much about 18th century german literature to survive in the world”

[sharp-tender-shock-deactivated2]

what, you can’t know who friedrich schiller is and also change a tire?

[chromolume]

literally no

[sharp-tender-shock-deactivated2]

this would have worked better if I personally knew how to change a tire

[wehaveallgotknives]

i just googled freidrich schiller and immediately forgot how to work a jack and a wrench. i’d better forget about this german motherfucker before i go driving next.

[psantanico-deactivated20210108]

every time i have an inner transformation i pick up duolingo again

[rosewater1997]

Millennial self change is marked by duolingo and meal prepping

[chewedcorn]

Stupid Clam!

[stupidgayslut-deactivated202603]

I get this is supposed to be a funny comic but this is literally what manipulative people do to their victims

[nocuer]

Is it just me or do you feel disgusted of yourself when you tell people your business

[incidentalcomics]

[gaycism]

Why the hell do I find this amusing

[n-o-s-t-a-l-g-i-c]