idk, wbu?

I'm 26, just try not to look at me, I hate being perceived

[hurglewurm]

yall ever worked in retail

[gandalfs-mommy-milkers]

hi sorry i can’t ignore the horror movie plot this person is living @rekostumbles

#me when i stopped at a gas station in west virginia and went inside to get a lottery ticket #and as i was checking out the cashier plain as if remarking on the weather #said “yeah two of my cousins died last week” #lost for words i offered some kind of sympathy #she added “yeah that makes three deaths this month” #then 5 days later i was in a restaurant bathroom #the janitorial lady was in there at the time so i offered a polite excuse me as i stepped next to her to wash my hands #she remarked there had been a lot of deaths locally lately like a guy getting run over by a bus #i gave a polite “oh? that’s awful” #she responded with the rawest fucking deadpan look into my eyes through the mirror #“god doesn’t forgive those who kill people”

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

That’s one way to stop shoplifting

[memesandlaughs]

[netbug009]

Why are all of you reblogging this without the important context that Alan Denton is a writer on Sonic Boom?

[evilkitten3]

well that’s kinda on his wife then ngl

[punkitt-is-here]

a rare sighting

[cuuno-moved]

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

[technicalzombie]

oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?

[cuuno-moved]

oh my fucking god is that what just happened

[mclennonyaoi]

i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

tinder link in bio.

[swoopyswish]

the replies:

[newtgeiszler]

*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?

[funnelcloudd]

[probably-crazy-writer]

I’m sobbing

[weaver-z]

Sorry I had to reblog this again because I found the article and I don’t think I’ve ever read something that screams “I grew up in the most privileged liberal cities in America” as this

[lazorsandparadox]

“And that includes filing my stiletto nails to a point”

[pacey-grey]

I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.

People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.

[transmonstera]

_______ KIDS DESERVE BETTER - transmonstera

[werewolf-transgenderism]

feeling Bad, I’m gonna go on petfinder and find the most bizarre cat names possible, will report back with any notable ones

[werewolf-transgenderism]

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[pkmndaisuki]

might i add

[sillysadduck]

MY BROTHER TOOK MY FUCKING ROCK. IT'S A SHINY MOUNTAIN ROCK. AND IT WAS ON THE FLOOR. MY ROCK.

[sillysadduck]

DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT? NO? TOO BAD. ROCK REVEAL.

I HAVE OTHER ROCKS BUT THIS IS MY SHINY ROCK.

[calypsolemon]

ppl talk shit about catholics on this website but i think we need to give some hate to baptists. these bitches really looked at catholicism with its aesthetics and its statues and prayer beads and fancy baby baptism rituals and said "hmm... too Pagan for me" and literally traded it all for metal folding chairs in a building that looks like the backrooms

[gandalfs-mommy-milkers]

and then doubled the homophobia. somehow.

[weakmoves]

[evilscientist3]

Trying to get a glass of water but i cant. The water goes up

[anyotherstar]

What do you mean the water goes up

[evilscientist3]

It goes up.

[thechronicmasochist]

sex workers fought in the street for you to be able to celebrate pride. sex workers rights should be an essential part of the pride celebration. I'm dead the fuck serious.

[thechronicmasochist]

I love that so many people have mentioned Marsha P. Johnson in the tags, or made comments about black trans sex workers bc I know that includes Sylvia Rivera, but this post isn't just about them. This post is also about the kids who worked the streets of Greenwich Village who fought until the wee hours of morning on the first night of the stonewall uprising, even though THEY WEREN'T THE ONES THAT THE POLICE WERE TARGETTING THAT NIGHT. this is about those of us who have been fighting new censorship laws tooth and nail, the same laws that are now being used against trans and queer kids across the country and around the world. This is about the sex workers who tirelessly educated the public about safe sex methods during the AIDS crisis, when the government wouldn't even acknowledge that it is a sexually transmitted disease. Sex workers have fought for liberation from the very beginning and have CONTINUED to fight. we don't get to forget that our lives are considered "deviant". we are faced with that reality every single day, but many of us keep fighting for all "deviants" to be free to love, fuck, and live.

[superlucky777boy]

Every deviancy law that has ever been closed has been closed by a dog pile of sex workers tirelessly working to do so. Men, women, enbies, old sex workers, eighteen year olds who are homeless and angry, abled, disabled, black, white, latine, every race or ethnicity you can think of, but they all dogpile together on shitty laws and shitty authority figures and FIGHT for you. No cops at pride, keep the sex workers: cuz family friendly means you take care of the family that takes care of you, not sterilizing a protest for marketability.

[thechronicmasochist]

"family friendly means you take care of the family that takes care of you, not sterilizing a protest for marketability."

fucking. this. thank you. 💜🌈

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[throwbackblr]

The Powerpuff Girls S01E09