Kinda fresh

Hi..

[international-boyfriend]

hi

[vevoblog]

let’s just watch movies in just our underwear and kiss a lot

[escuerzoresucitado]

[hivmvkx]

“liked your post” how bout you like me instead

[animentality]

Link to the gay porn library of Alexandria.

Happy pride.

[thespeakersystem]

I don’t usually reblog porn on this acc but this is genuinely media preservation

[dr-gaytorius]

1st base: raw ethically dubious fucking

2nd base: exist in a public space together

3rd base: you witness me have a real, candid emotion

4th base: I reveal an aspect of my tragic backstory to you

[fantaboy91]

Being gay really is like this

[taldigi]

Hello???? Suggestions????

[biglawbear]

Reblog if you're overworked and underfucked

[dirtyvirgin-me]

[9ofarc]

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

[pret-boy]

Matching your freak is beautiful and all but what you really need is a boy who's infatuated with your freak. Down bad for your freak. Deeply intrigued by your freak. Eager to see more of your freak. Supportive of your freak. Gets bricked up witnessing your freak, even.

[v1ktorian]

I need one or I can be one, pick your poison

[xargon]

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

[herpsandbirds]

Fuck Trump!

This blog is proudly Antifa!

[succubusboyfriend]

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

[succubusboyfriend]

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

[grahamkennedy]

[vgadvisor]

[willgrahamscock]

FAG OUT WITH YOUR MUTUALS ONLINE NOW!!!

[punkrock-bottom]

Unfortunately I do actually enjoy pizza and having my butt touched