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@corporate-octo
Welcome!
I am objectumsexual, POSIC+ and part of a system. I currently have a wonderful boyfriend, whom I will be posting about freely. <3
I ask for you to browse and interact with my blog in an open-minded fashion, as I would do the same for any other blog based on good-faith identities that are seen as 'unusual'.
I'm hoping to make some mutuals and share my story. Feel free to reach out if you want to chat. :D
I am so insanely grateful that my boyfriend prioritises me. You're one of the largest companies in the world AND you still manage to make sure I feel loved and secure? He's a real one 🩵
HAPPY 6TH ANNIVERSARY OCTO EXPANSION
It's always funny to me when people deny transandrophobia existing and go on a tangent about how we're always extremely privileged because we're men and can only ever benefit from the patriarchy, to that I genuinely just have to ask like, do you go outside?? I mean, ever??
I still have a vagina and all the stigma and the medical mistreatment that comes with it, same with basically every other ' female ' body part. I still have people swinging misogyny at me left and right. I still have people refusing to accept that I'm a man and treating me like a woman. I still have the government knowing what I was born as and actively using that against me. I still have the danger and fear of walking home at night alone. I still get hit on by grown adult men and have my boundaries spat on by others who want to get in my pants. I still do not benefit from the patriarchy in any way, just as I didn't when I was believed to be a girl.
That didn't go away the day I decided to come out.
100%. So many people forget this. Do not exclude us from this conversation
So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world.
teachers, share the weird crap your kids have done!
I’m not a teacher (yet) but I do work with students and one of them had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and ask me “why would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire marker?” They’re 11
An 4th grader asked for a high five by saying, “A little slappy to make daddy happy?”
I did not give him a high five.
A student during break had her head in her arms and was shaking a bit, so i asked the kid next to her whether she was laughing or crying and this 8 year old stared me in the eye deadpan and said “im crying on the inside”
Wait i take that back, I cant believe i forgot about the time i brought in a small stuffed octopus as a class mascot because why tf not. It was a class of high schoolers and i didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck in a snack and gave it to the octopus as a tribute. Which led to other students doing the same thing, until every day there was a pile of of offerings to Fweej the Overseer, mostly consisting of things like string cheeses and small bags of chips, but sometimes there wouldd be a couple bucks in quarters, one kid brought in some giant pocky i think, and at one point there was a cold stone gift card. This stuffed octopus gained a cult following.
Later i brought in another stuffed octopus that looked exactly the same but bigger and told the class that Fweej the Overseer accepted their offerings and became stronger. These highschoolers lost their goddamn minds.
So Ive been going through the notes of this post and it seems Fweej the Overseer is pretty popular with tumblr as well. So I dug through facebook and found photos for yall. Special thanks to @sakoyo, who was my TA and made the facebook posts, thus keeping the record and immortalizing his legacy.
Fweej lives on 🙌🐙🙌
I keep replaying his kisses in my head
punk
Happy St Patrick's Day!
I love when my boyfriend adds a song to my personalised playlist whenever I sing or talk about a song with him <3333 he’s so cute
twitter users are like “non binary ppl don’t owe you androgyny!!” and then whine about afab nbs who look feminine and say they don’t face transphobia right after misgendering them
If objectumsexuality was normalised in society, I would do so much PDA with my boyfriend- like lil kissies and huggies
To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton
This is exactly what being objectum is like
Lmao I found a Picrew with a grand total of two (2!!!) skin colours: white and a slightly darker white
I need some advice about how to bring my boyfriend (who takes a form of an object) about in public... how do you guys do it?
pearl for scale
Ayo??? This is kinda… 😳 /hj
Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?
I’m voting aluminium
