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don't even joke lad

its really interesting how ungachable the cast theyre been promoting for fortunes Weave is. Other than the four MCs, weve gotten profiles for a snotty looking little boy, 3 dark skinned old men, a guy with a lazy eye and unfortunate facial features, and only two gacha-ready cute girls. After Three Houses and Engages casts were so clearly designed for Heroes its sincerely neat that theyre not doing that again

#i know in my heart of hearts that im gonna really like Fabio and Bonaparte and im excited to grind their supports for lore #Bonaparte especially #but they dont seem very. yk. profitable.#in a good world boucheron would be profitable but i dont think he will be #Fire Emblem

actualized-animal

every chapter of deltarune has a secret npc who only appears if you leave and re-enter the room 1225 times while you have a bagel in your seventh inventory slot and the npc is a sentient doorknob and when you talk to them the music cuts out and they’re like “who’s that whispering in the trees, it’s two sailors and they’re on leave, pipes and chains and swinging hands, who’s your daddy, yes i am” and then within four hours there’s a thirty minute long video on youtube titled “ASGORE IS FRIEND??? DADDY THEORY EXPLAINED” and it already has 100,000 views and then a year later people call the next chapter disappointing because it was focusing too much on developing the main characters instead of explaining the doorknob guy

#saw that one table with all the Mystery Characters where you could assign a solution to each #and seeing just how many there were made me feel like the frog finally noticing that the waters a bit hot

freytful

Dead internet theory for tetris 99

freytful

ive been playing it again lately and im almost always in the top 15 and ive gotten top 2 maybe 5 times but ive only won once. Its as if theres only 20 real people in every game and the rest are bad bots, and i win over the bots easy but lose to the real people

#im good at normal tetris but i think those instincts arent great for tetris 99 when its more unpredictable #i gotta retrain my tetris instincts

Dead internet theory for tetris 99

tsunflowers

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

red-garden

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

tiktoksthataregood-ish

bpwpbshika

#you'll never be able to pray the hours like this!#our convent shall be forsaken for your sloth

i want rheas head on a plate yes but i want dimitri to be stripped of all titles, given an olanzapine prescription and be allowed to live a nice life on a farm like he fantasizes about in his 3 hopes support with Dedue. Treat him like emperor Puyi and get him fucking out of there

#apparently that incredible painting of salome is a gothenburg special but if you know it imagine edelgard doing that #face

choodraws

undertaker

fuckboyzuko

Don't worry, mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. So, in 6-8 business weeks, we're going to do big numbers! Such as, 1.

dykeselfcest

I understand the urge to comment on recent trends in which people seem to want increasingly sanitized media compared to the recent past, but when you say things like "people used to just shrug and move on when there were books and movies that made them uncomfortable" it's like...well. actually people used to convict artists of obscenity in a court of law.

lakemojave

Corporations precisely on june 1st:

godofforgetfulness

It's July now.

lakevida

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

c3rvida3

I just learned that a lot of vintage perfumes and fragrances were intentionally created to blend well with the ever-present smell of cigarettes, and in specific a lot of iconic ones that are super musky and floral and civet-heavy were intended to compliment the smell of fur coats or even "refresh" that new fur coat smell, which is one of the reasons (besides just shifting preferences and trends) that a lot of them smell really, really bad to modern noses.

I bet there's some stunning genius diva out there right now who meticulously coordinates her Victoria's Secret body mists with her vape flavors.