Random Trash

Basically any thought that pops into my head. But I value not driving away the few people who actually speak to me, so my options were screaming into the abyss or posting it here. And I have no clue where the abyss is so deal with it.

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I was never a “pleasure to have in class” I was more of a “distraction to my classmates” and I stand by that decision

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What happened to baby changing stations. I swear they used to be everywhere, and now they’re only in old bathrooms. Do modern babies no longer require changing?

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Okay, we’ll talk about how math was so much easier before they introduce letters into it. But can we talk about how reading was so much easier before they introduced numbers into it?

This is supposed to be reading, not charts and statistical analysis.

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I feel it is very necessary that people know that my friend listed writing fanfiction as her 4th common app activity: including a link to her Wattpad. Which means that, somewhere out there at the schools she applied to, college admissions employees to had to actually look at that. 

Anyway she goes to Yale now... Yale read her fanfiction.

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My favorite thing about NBC Hannibal is that in the show Hannibal is from Lithuania, but Mads Mikkelsen is Danish and just uses his accent and literally no one questions it.

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New year, new variations of the same bullshit

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Did I lie?

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“Were you just dancing in the parking lot?”

“I was straight vibing in the parking lot“

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Theory

John Mulaney is not in fact immortal, but is regularity cloned and replaced every few years. This explains him never aging as well as his his old all-knowing apparatus, but can still explain his childlike simplicity and complete unawares for the world around him. 

Grant Gustin is a failed clone making the best of it, quite brilliantly I might add.

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I feel like we do not acknowledge how awkward unlocking a door for someone is. Like you never remember it’s locked for some reason, so then you try to open it and it doesn’t open. Then you panic and forget how to unlock a door. Then you always turn it the wrong way first. And it’s super loud and awkward the the whole time the other person is just standing there like 👁👄👁

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New year, new variations of the same bullshit