Friday Night Funkin’ Incorrect Quotes

Gettin Freaky on a Friday Night, Yeah

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https://at.tumblr.com/i-am-hoo-iyam/carol-oh-hi-whitty-i-thought-you-were-at-the-gym/5rb1cwdwlmyd I noticed you hadn’t posted since last year am I really liked your posts. Is it ok if I do some?

Sure.

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Agoti: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.

Solazar: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

Aldyrx : Fuck you.

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Solazar: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

Agoti: *raises hand*

Tabi: *puts Agotis hand down*

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Boyfriend: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Pico : Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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Aldryx: Alright Tabi, Let me show you around! This is the kitchen. Now, the sink is full of dishes which means it’s Agotis turn to do them.

Aldryx: this is the living room, this is where we watch T.V or read.

Tabi: cool

Aldryx: This is where Agoti is currently not doing the dishes

Agoti: 👉😎👉

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Whitty: *yawns*

Carol: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Whitty: Then you must be exhuasted.

Pico : Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

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Pico: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Agoti:

Agoti: Oh I like you

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Girlfriend: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Boyfriend : I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.

Girlfriend: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

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Tabi: I'll offer you some friendly advice-

Boyfriend: I don't want your advice.

Tabi: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

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Boyfriend: *makes Pico a cup of tea but puts salt in it*

Pico: *sips tea*

Boyfriend:

Pico: *finishes tea*

Boyfriend: Didn't it taste bad?

Pico: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.

Boyfriend, tearing up: Oh, okay

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Agoti: Hey, Joe said he's coming over this afternoon.

Solazar: Cool.

Agoti: …Do you know who Joe is?

Solazar: JOE MAMA!

Aldryx, not even looking up from his phone: Damn, that backfired.

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Agoti: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.

Ruv: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?

Pico: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

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Ruv: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Tabi: All I drank was Redbull!

Ruv: How many?

Tabi: Eighteen.

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Aldryx: Don't go to the kitchen.

Solazar: Why?

Aldryx: I saw a spider.

Solazar: Well, did you kill it?

Aldryx: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...

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Yesterday, I overheard Aldryx saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Agoti replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

- Solazar

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Agoti, texting Solazar: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…

Solazar′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.

Later

Solazar, texting back: Fuck you.