cyberpunk is when keanu reeves is there

Wendy, short for Wendolyn. She/Any. Fictive/Introject/Whichever of Johnny Silverhand, it's funny to me. I'm on a sideblog, for now, I interact from @ViolentReaction. Untagged drugs and sex [No minors]

[dahppled]

if I get murdered or something and there's a documentary about it and people talk about how I used to "light up the room" know that they are lying. I have never lit up a room. I don't even like turning lights on. I probably enjoyed being murdered too

[musteilss]

Five hundred cigarettes

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[punkrorschach]

this post is like five posts per post

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[aidashakur]

never forget that you are someone’s most legendary fumble

[rneowth]

fuck it why not

[fandom-trash-goblin]

we've got a life to love living.

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

Remember when you'd turn on the radio and almost always Poker Face was playing

Back when God was still listening

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

you should explode. this isnt a hate anon i just think you would benefit from the enrichment

this is single handedly the funniest ask ive ever gotten

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

read the first sentence and was like what did i even do and then i read the rest and im like yea you know what i WOULD BENEFIFT from being exploded a little bit. you're so right

[bbbunnygutsss]

*sighs dejectedly* okayyy you got me, I care *smashes head into nearest wall with such force my skull is crushed like a beer can*

[getocakes]

[tomb-mold]

feel weird wednesday

[itznarcotic]

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[bwooom]

i love you mirror versions i love you possession i love you cloning i love you simulacrums i love you shadow selves i love you digital copies of a mind i love you alternate timeline versions i love you tropes that play with identity and what it means to be a certain person

[bwooom]

addendums being made for no particular reason:

people who are 100% identical on every level by complete and total coincidence

people who inserted someone else's memories into their head for the ultimate form of identity fraud

thank you for your time

[leslouanges]

they’re publicly executing me tomorrow for desiring a little attention