I'm your Fairy Thotmother

[streetdreams1996]

love languages + how they looks for me as an autistic person

[saturnisfilledwithbees]

“Put him on his knees give him something to believe in” has the exact same energy and depth of meaning as anything Hozier puts out on the regular but since it’s sung by Megan Thee Stallion no one takes it seriously. In this essay I will-

[saturnisfilledwithbees]

To flesh this out a little bit more: both Megan Thee Stallion and Hozier write and sing really sexual songs, but they’re different in that Hozier’s music is typically “let me worship you” while Megan’s is usually “I’m worshipping myself,” which makes all the difference because it’s an acceptance of power rather than the giving of it. He’s the sinner, she’s the saint. However, taking their difference in genres out of it, people don’t usually seem to take Megan Thee Stallion’s music seriously in comparison to Hozier because a) her lyrics are more overtly and blatantly sexual and b)she’s claiming her sexuality for herself, and that scares a lot of people. The secret, no-one-wants-to-talk-about reason is that she’s a confident black woman, which terrifies people way than sex does. In conclusion, Hozier and Megan Thee Stallion are two sides of the same poetic, sexual coin, but people just don’t want to admit it. Which is WHY a collaboration between Hozier and Megan would be so powerful that it would change the timeline as we know it yes I will elaborate 

[patrochilles-or-bust]

Actually, imma add something here, cuz that’s a whole message fr fr and I’m tired of the shaming-

I was one of the many, many black girls that grew up both hypersexualized and repressed simply for existing, both within and outside my community. They go through all that to see you as “more mature”, but the moment you take interest yourself- the moment you ever question anything, show signs of wanting to control your own narrative around sexuality, and suddenly you’re “fast”, “whore”, “oh you grown now?”, “sinner”.

You could be a girl off the block, you could have multiple degrees, it don’t matter- the moment you decide you wanna enjoy shaking your ass sometimes too, somebody got something to say about your value as a woman, as if the entirety of the black race somehow is collapsing off your shoulders bc you wanted to get lit at a party or twerk with your friends.

So to my girls (esp my black girls) You’re allowed to take control of your own sexuality. You are not dirty, shameful, or somehow less than for knowing and loving yourself, and knowing what you like. Anyone who treats you such does not deserve to be in your space. You’re multifaceted just like anyone else, and you deserve to be. Celebrate yourself in all them forms. 🔥👌🏾

[rodrickheffeley]

[iguanamouth]

Have you ever thought of a Chinese dragon combined with a dachshund or a ferret?

you mean like. a little. wiener dog dragon ohhohoohh man

[antifainternational]

Fa la la la la la la la la.

[reverseracism]

Happy December!

[klaw]

please take the time to remember every member of our community who was lost from aids. our government did nothing to save them. our schools do nothing to remember them. an entire generation of lgbt culture and history has been lost, the generation just before our own. remember them when people ask why theres suddenly so many lgbt kids in this generation. we’ve always been here. we cant be stomped out. we will remember our roots and by doing so we can keep those we have lost alive.

[sightofsea]

oh god I had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I'm too drunk for words. hold on I'm gonna paint it.

[sightofsea]

this. this is it.

[saturnialsapphic]

Some people are dunking on this as “not deep” but like idk

My own personal immediate understanding was drawn to the colors - it’s interesting that they went with yellow, and not purple. Love is not a mixture of if partners merging, rather it’s an intimate connection between people, defined by them, but it isn’t /them/. They shouldn’t lose themselves to it, rather it’s a sensation of connection despite being different, despite having different stories, you are drawn together by a force outside you and within you. It is a relationship that applies and is difibed by you, but do not let it define you. Be with the other person/people, cherish eachother, connect, celebrate, embrace, take solace, comfort, and life with one another - but never, never allow it to define YOU, or allow it to define your partner. It’s a relationship between you, not if you. Don’t swallow one another, don’t lose your sense of worth, don’t allow yourself or anyone else to subvert your existence - love is a process of celebrating eachother, not breaking and bleeding eachother out.

[rubyfruitnb]

I don’t have a body…I am a body….I don’t own my body….my body is me

[rubyfruitnb]

not 2 be fake deep but…capitalism commodifies everything, even the self. You think about your body as though you are outside of it. You assign a value to it based on how well it can help you move thru the world. I stand outside of myself saying “at least this body is still young, at least this face is still beautiful. These are things that will help me make it.” Your body becomes a thing. But the whole time your body has been you, and so you become a thing.

[missionpolyglot]

Spanish Quotes about Life.

1. Nada hay más surreal que la realidad- Nothing is more surreal than reality.

2. Despues de los años mil, Torna el agua a su carril- In a hundred years we will be dead anyway.

3. La vida es un relámpago entre dos largas noches- Life is a flash of lightning between two long nights.

4. Nada hay nuevo debajo del sol- There is nothing new under the Sun.

(Everything that’s happened to you, has happened to other people too.)

5. De músico, poeta y loco, todos tenemos un poco- We all have a little bit of musician, poet and crazy person in us.

6. El arte es una mentira que nos acerca a la verdad- Art is a lie which brings us closer to truth.

7. Toma las cosas como vienen- Take things as they come.

8. Hay un cierto placer en la locura, que solo el loco conoce- There’s a certain pleasure in madness that only the madman knows.

9. Vale más huir, que morir- It’s better to flee than to die. (Live to fight another battle.)

10. No hables a menos que puedas mejorar el silencio- Don’t talk unless you can improve on the silence.

[violet-studying]

Reading in your target language just got so much easier

This cool little website, called readlang, allows you to upload your book, in your target language, from epub form into their website, right? And you just read your book from there. When you don’t know a word, what do you do? Do you go to google dot com and type in that word? Nope. You fucking click it. And it tells you the word. 

I am currently reading the 100 (this is the book that the tv show came from) and I can already tell reading this way is so much easier. I highly suggest making an account. It’s free, and works for more than 80 languages!

[chiazoa]

In honor of the new year, here is my simple tutorial for setting up and maintaining a language journal. I’ve made 3 so far using this method for spanish, french, and italian because it’s so simple. Disfruta y espero que logres sus metas de lengua este año! <3

What You’ll Need:

composition book

highlighters

flashcard(s)

black ink pen

Keep reading

[suigintou]

are you slappin? legally you have to tell me if you are

[suigintou]

[colourofoctober]

“Allow cookies to cool for 10-15 minutes”

[wonkybone-deactivated20231121]

Tumblr Staff right now:

[angel-macabre]

“jealousy is so disgusting” “anger is so toxic” did u know? these are emotions every human has

[cpt-glasses]

I’ve always been a fan of an analogy I heard once. Your emotions are like one of the lights on your car’s dash. When one of them turns on, it means you need to check under the hood and fix them. It’s not bad that the light turned on, per se, and it doesn’t always mean something is broken. But what IS toxic, dangerous, and likely to break something, is when you let that light stay on, pretending it’s normal, until that braking fluid finally fails and you crash into someone, or your engine fails completely.

Feel jealous. Feel anger. 

Just don’t let it fester. You need to look inside of yourself, find out why you’re feeling the way you are, and bring yourself to a satisfied, stable state of mind. You can look at philosophy, meditation/introspection, religion, or actual therapy, or at least talking to someone about it. You’ll find you’re much more content and happy when you do something about those feelings, and come to some sort of conclusion or resolution.

[mistersaturn123]

That is a  wonderful way of looking at it, thankyou. Makes me feel better about myself when I DO feel that way.

[grad-school-fool]

Why is Poison Ivy always so hypersexualized she’s basically a magic farmer she should be wearing muddy boots and complaining about how corn subsidies are killing agriculture as well as flora biodiversity in the US

[more-muppets]

They want her to be a forest nymph instead of the stem field eco-terrorist feminist that she is

[ames-draws]

…I had to draw it.

[yay855]

It also fits because she’s a lesbian, and lesbians wear plaid jackets.

[rikmach]

To be fair, the in-universe explanation is so she can attract rich men who devastate the environment to her so she can murder them.

[yay855]

…that would only work the first few times.

[rikmach]

I think you’re underestimating the stupidity of horny men.

[trashpandagamer]

That previous comment is gold and I love it

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

https://www.businessinsider.com/how-much-money-billionaires-celebrities-make-per-hour-2018-8

[marxist-peach]

Do you ever think about how Jeff Bezos could feed literally more than a million food insecure people while losing an hour’s wage but you have to tell yourself no when you want to buy a coffee but can’t because that’s all your rent money?

I do too

[norrington-hell]