Friendship Dick

Shit that's supposed to be shared. Please, share your friendshipdick moments! FriendshipDick - A special bond two friends share. Ex: You make my friendshipdick hard! Sometimes your friends say things that are funny, share those moments and let's get our friendship freak on!

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I've been caught in a state of constantly drinking shots! I know when i stop it'll sting!!!!!!

Keep'm comin'!

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If I get hungry I'll eat my own pussy!

Lauren, the Great

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You can't expect me to pull knowledge and passion out of my asshole.

U.S. Education System

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Friend- you alright over there honey? You done cricked your neck are you sippin a mint julep, mrs. Daisy?

Ya mahn

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I GodDamn love goldfish.

Gandalf the green, probably.

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I love when bitches give out kitkats

Halloween

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You just ate a bitches Cool-Whip

Fuck. Yeah, I did.

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Jacob's the bathroom bouncer.

Don't go in there hunty 💪🙅

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Damn that is lesbian speed! Are you buying property or adopting a dog this Friday!?

Lesbian Speed

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He used to drink but he found Jesus.

That's so depressing.

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I'm going to smoke some railroad down my chimney pipe. Oops I mean. I've been working on the railroad all the live long day?

Throwback to childhood.

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I'm putting whiskey in my chaser, because when I get drunk, I also like to feel out of control

Turn up

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I literally do not give a flying fuck in a Florida hurricane if you want more sweet tea

Just Southern Things

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Fuck tu pantalones

-Leg warmin lookin ass bitch

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Bye Felicia

Basically Everybody

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It's a lot of work to stay alive.

I don't want to get off of the couch.

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Bipppity-bop bitch.

Lesbian Godmother.