[paper-mario-wiki]

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

[shitload-of-muses]

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

[pointnclick]

haters will hear me scuttling inside their walls

[brifran-deactivated20180523]

I’m worth so much more than the ways I’ve been treated

[mobble]

comfort like no other

[emotionalaboutmyguap]

get rich or cry tryin

[decembernovemberoctober]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[warmlantern-deactivated20190206]

[turnipfritters]

[theweirdwideweb]

[3dhusbando]

[empathhhy]

[yeezy-nation]

omg which fake deep facebook page posted this

[yeezy-nation]

[cwunch]

[watershalation-deactivated20191]

why are there so many days?? i feel like we just had a whole day yesterday… they don’t stop

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Feeling tired but not wanting to go to sleep because you don’t want to miss the little time you have at home to relax from work although you are too tired to do anything else is a hopeless feeling.

[monstermonstre]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

and you may ask yourself

[desinteresse]

Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine being immortal and suddenly you remember all the emberassing things you did in the last 2000 years. Horrible

[desinteresse]

Me, as a vampire: oh geez

Friend: What’s wrong

Me: Just remembered that time in 1654 when the tavern maid said “Enjoyeth thy meal!” I replied with “Thee as well”