3:00am, right now
I'm sitting here typing while listening to Seinfeld's "Comedian" in the background. It's my pep talk when I need it. And I need it.
Today we buried a cat, not ours, just another feral cat whose demise was sad and gruesome and let's leave it at that.
Later in the day, I hit Home Depot, avoiding Drunk Plumbing guy at the store who mislead me last week to what I needed to fix a plumbing problem. I"m not saying I'm a genius plumber, just this guy may have been too hammered to properly help customers. Plumbing problem solved.
Next up was a video spoof of Don Corleone aka The Godfather. It's promo for our next show. You can see the video here. Fun stuff.
Now back to Saturday. I'd actually planned to chill with Lori, but a text said I'd just scored 2 gigs that night. If you're a new comedian getting started, just know you get a lot of gigs at the last minute. Weekend gigs are comedian gold.
So, I was booked to do the Back Door Comedy Club at 8pm and 10:15pm Saturday night (there's a Cure reference right there). 8pm show, bombed. 10:15pm show, bombed. The crowd wasn't into me AT ALL. Everyone bombs and I'm no exception. But, here's the deal. I've done weekends at Back Door before and I've bombed then too. So, I was determined to NOT BOMB, and still did. Twice in one night! ARRRGGHHH! I thought this club and me are cursed not to work together.
So, I'm talking to a comedian buddy whom I respect, Craig Coleman, afterwards. I told him I bombed and he told me, they can smell the desperation on you. Click of the light going on. This is true. Newbies take note. Audiences are smart (most of the time), they can smell a hack premise, something that doesn't click and yes, desperation.
I'd become so wrapped up in killing the room that I was desperate for their approval that I wasn't "even in the room" doing my material. If you're just starting out, or just curious about comedy, just having something on paper that's funny is only one piece of the puzzle. It's so much more. Inflection, timing, tone, facial expressions, act outs, hand placement, eye contact, mic stand placement and more go into making a bit work. One of those things being off can derail the whole performance.
That's why it takes so long to be great. There's a buttload of crap comics, a lot of good comics out there and a few great comedians. The saying is true; "If it were easy, everyone would do it." Amen brother.
Another lesson learned.
Let's talk about "being in the room" for a second. Dave Reinitz, who's a comedian and booker for the awesome Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank, CA told me after my performance, "be in the room and you'll be tons better". This was another light bulb moment. I'm in my head way too much while performing, usually a whole joke or two ahead instead of being right there, right then in the moment. When he told me that I think it improved me on the spot. I owe him for that. I also owe him for putting me on their roster and offering me spots when I'm in Burbank. That's been one of my highlights in comedy so far.
So, do yourself a favor and be in the room. I'm telling myself that, but if it helps you, please go with it.
So, Friday, I did a spot at Taste of the Islands, which is a Caribbean restaurant and bar which also does comedy. Another note newbies, comedy happens in a lot of places, not just comedy clubs. Some good, some bad, some horrible. Taste can be either. I had a pretty good set that I rated at 80%. If you're wondering I haven't had a 100% set yet. There's no mathematical reasoning to the percentages. I just base it on how my performance was and how the audience reacted. Each show gets put on the calendar with a percentage. The day I have a 100% show, I'll let you know.
Thursday night I did a gig in Fort Worth with Dean Lewis, Oliver Tull, Byron Stamps and Lis Eno. We did a show to 4 people. Four. Thanks World Series. But you know what? It was one of the funnest shows I've done. We all hit hard and those 4 people laughed, hung out, talked to us, thanked us, asked us when we'll be back and I gained all of them as facebook friends. That's what I call a Win Win.
Since we were in Fort Worth and Hyena's open mic was going, Byron and I decided to drop in and do another set. Good set, only a couple of civilians in the audience, the rest were comics.
I've got to once again say thanks to Jen Kober, check her out here. She's the first comedian I featured (middled) for and she gave me this advice which I'll always remember, "It doesn't matter if there's 8 people in the room, play it like there's 800. Those people paid their money for a show. Give it to them."
Another thing to newbies and the curios, here's the definition of a typical show.
MC, he/she starts the show, does about 10-15 minutes.
Feature (also called Middling) does about 25-30 minutes
Headliner does about 45-60 minutes.
Of course there's a ton of variations of that.
Wednesday was Hyena's open mic in Dallas. A good set, got on early (thanks Patty) and got home in time for Seinfeld.
Seinfeld brings it full circle.
Again, this is all mostly for me, if you benefit from any of it, send me $3.75 to my address:
IRS
Austin, Tx.
c/o Bobby Friske's past due taxes
I need to start peppering these posts with pics...