FrittzyKitty

Hi Ho My own personal form of eldritch madness.

[frittzykitty]

yo i just opened a dragon ball fruit snack pouch and there was 8 grape vegetas! i'm basically not even suicidal anymore!

[frittzykitty]

pros and cons of hiring me: pros: - look into my eyes - listen to my voice - - look deep into my eyes and listen to my slow voice - you are getting very very sleepy - - so sleepy - you are so tired that you can barely keep your eyes open - you want to hire me - - you want to employ me - - - you want to give me money cons: - i have no cons

[frittzykitty]

I couldn't fathom how it must feel to be the creator seeing the fan reaction to the the the the the the thehhte hte h hehth hh thehhtethhhhethhe hthte the thing. The thing, you know what I mean. The thing. Must be some crazy feelings bouncing back and fourth, thoughts spinning around like roulette. huh.

[frittzykitty]

when i was a young boy my best friend was this mess of vines and thorns filled with skeletons and trash in the woods behind my house that all talked in unison in one pained voice and they told me stories of heroes from a long long time ago who knew of the incoming darkness and fell trying to save us from it and in turn i showed them tv shows on the go with game boy advance video and they said that was "cool as shit" and one day i tried to show them sponge bob square pants revenge of the flying dutchman on game boy advance but when i went to our usual spot the skeletons had bloomed into roses and i have never seen them since.

[frittzykitty]

the "voice" and the clawing sounds coming from your sink drain are not real but if it keeps up this chit-chat and scritch-scratch you gotta turn the hot water on full blast until it remembers who's house this is

[frittzykitty]

getting into reading this book series called the bible and dawg the fandom is so toxic

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[beemovieerotica]

[frittzykitty]

This would fix me but it would also shatter me like glass in an irreparable way. My own personal form of eldritch madness.