my little timewaster

[nudityandnerdery]

The Twilight Zone

[fragranticareviewers]

[bobcat-pie]

Graphic design is my passion. I think I’ve made the best vaporwave infographic of the first Punic war ever

[segamascott]

[meglyman]

Oh my god the fucking Onion

[depsidase]

[favoritesticle]

[tmbgareok]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

extremely awkward event when the tornado warning came through and i had to take my whole family down into the gimp basement for safety. not an easy conversation even at a normal volume

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

do people think this is real. do people think that their 4th-favorite tgirl blogger just blew things up with her wife and kids because she IRL turned the tornado shelter beneath the midwestern home she owns (outright) into a dungeon where she keeps a dehumanized sex slave, without accounting for redundancy in upcoming disaster scenarios. do people think this really happened

[serenadeformice-deactivated2025]

i may have wildly misinterpreted what gimp basement means. i knew someone who did actually have to shelter their parents in their basement, which they were using for elaborate BDSM, during an emergency, and i thought this was a second time i was learning about someone doing that

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

POST CANCELED CONDOLENCES TO YOUR FRIEND WHOSE REAL EXPERIENCE THIS WAS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something really violent about eating a burrito. Biting a hole in that thing. A sandwich or a taco is different, it's already open, but a well-wrapped burrito is like a complete living thing in your hand, the taut skin protecting a complex network if internal organs. And you put a hole in it, maul it for sustenance, like a wolf on the open plain tearing the throat from a living gazelle. Or perhaps like a guy living in an infested apartment catching a white rat in his hands and just biting into it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This post would not be gaining this much traction on a normal website

[umpireofpopculture]

[maretriarch]

roommates getting top surgery and they put a tracking chip on him and now im getting updates like hes a pizza

[turochamp]

for anyone asking Im done and doing awesome and they did send me and Shelby home with soda as if I were a pizza

[mariacallous]

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[virtualtoybox]

jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

[evilsexy]

[toothsalad]

[toskarin]

thanks google

[hotvampireadjacent]

Thank god there’s still time for me

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]