[whitepeopletwitter]

This is my villain origin story.

[obviousplant]

I left some fake in-store coupons at the grocery store

[shisasan]

Eros and Psyche, Gustav Vigeland (1908)

[chartedterritory]

[businesshag-deactivated20160606]

I HATE THE ONION

[idrils]

#this is what you all sound like talking about succession

[doggosource]

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[memescomedy]

[fuckyahumor]

YAS GO GIRL ASTRID!

Crazy Rich Asians (2018)

[thewickedkings]

Apparently they’re making another one about her story with Harry Shum Jr. and I’m SO HYPED

[uhhhlex--8]

OH MY GOD YES. YES. YES. YESSSS.

[leauvel-deactivated20191113]

YESSS

[toastbutteregg]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

I don't punch bugs but my boyfriend is 6'7" and 220lbs so I'll call him to get the bugs and he walks in and does his best new york gangster voice (he's British) and goes "is that guy bothering you, toots?" and then puts them in a cup

if men arent like this theyre worthless

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

thankful i wasn’t born in this time with such invasive moments being put out for the consumption of total strangers. sometimes i don’t feel comfortable posting to friends and family yet new parents livestream gender reveals and baby showers. influencers upload birthing videos and regular milestone photos/videos their child experiences for years all the while their child’s privacy is known to a faceless audience. couples make relationships public domain then feel the need to explain why they’re no longer together. as if is anybody’s business. just a very odd age of unsafe oversharing.

[theshapeofhershadow]

Tested positive for wanting to pack my bags & travel somewhere far away.

[0rganist]

These pictures have the same aesthetic but opposite energies

[mathematicallygay]

pictured: neutral good and chaotic evil

[strangehorse]

[ID: a man wearing a denim jacket and jeans riding a scooter with perfect upright posture, v.s. a man (daniel radcliffe) in a dressing gown and slippers brandishing two guns with a manic look on his face]

[professorsparklepants]

This caption is funny because it implies the person who wrote it doesn’t know who Elijah Wood is

[glumshoe]

Oh, what delicate tedium it is to care about little things! This monarch built a chrysalis on a rotting leaf on a plant my dog knocked over, so I relocated it to a more secure location.

[glumshoe]

ALMOST DONE...

[glumshoe]

She hatched while I was at work, but stuck around for photos before flying off: