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Hi I’m Makayla, I’m a Bisexual disaster

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[snakeater-deactivated20260130]

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

[elksewer]

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[sandmandaddy69]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You're right but don't say it like that

[dinomoder]

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

[gay-mooshrooms]

[bybats]

I know Simon in 'I had potential' t-short is great, but how about this? (I love them so much but I also have fucked up sense of humor)

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[your-daisydream]

[dogpuppy]

[bunniope]

i skink therefore i scram...!

[bunniope]

[sovietnam]

[dragongirl1349]

[meerschweinchen-archive]

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

[agnes-nielsens]

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

[watasnak]

what the fuck are my mutuals doing

[aflo]

Settlers of catan