she don't think straight

never take anything for granted, be thankful.

[doggosource]

for u 

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i spent like twenty minutes writing this on my old physiology teacher’s board because she wouldn’t let me write “finally getting laid is a slippery slope leading to achieving reproductive success”

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submitted by @rubberbandballqueen

absolutely hilarious either way 

[one-time-i-dreamt]

what a year she’s had and what a glow up - dumped a guy but found great ice cream

[korin-seyo-kingohger]

my first thought was she turned the other girl into ice cream????

[one-time-i-dreamt]

what a year she’s had and what a glow up - dumped a guy but found made great ice cream

[thatlonelyshaddow]

Is it just me or does the ice cream look like playdough like idfk it looks weird

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I think it is one of those flower gelatos

[staff]

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

[depsidase]

[lagonegirl]

[lolwtfmemes]

Hake in green garlic sauce recipe

[iceafterdeath]

[blackboyjoy]

I can 1000% see how earlier civilizations saw this shit and was like “yeah that god mad af at us”

[spaced0utcyd]

And I can see how they would look around and be like “ay someone should go up and say sorry” 👀

[thegorgonist]

A serene vacation to the Axolotl Dragon’s lake <3 (you can get a print from my shop!)

[turing-tested]

one of my biggest fears is that one day I will be standing in front of a microwave waiting for my hot pocket to heat up and my microwave will suddenly explode, impaling me instantly with shrapnel

[turing-tested]

apparently this is more relatable than I thought holy shit

[turing-tested]

modern brain: hehe warm food medieval brain: magic hot box will kill me if i dont kill it first

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jingles]

x

[re-bee-key]

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

[maggotgrass]

Im fucking crying

[unclefather]

This is the unpredictable asmr that I want

[dankmemeuniversity]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[iamsosorry]

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

who is she

[dogg]

[kaijuno]

A friend traveled here

[kamorth]

I spent WAY too long trying to figure out what kind of “foot”prints those were