blood Rose

hi ..im just a random coffe addict and uh true crime .. yea those two .. uhh

[fata-vocant]

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

[the-motan]

kitchen appliance backstreet boys: you are... my fryer

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

employer backstreet boys: you are... my hire

[otacringe]

ancient greek backstreet boys: you are… my lyre

[awesomesauce-bug-lesbianism]

electrician backstreet boys: you are... my wire

[world-my-hearts-span]

Driving backstreet boys: you are… my tire

[wyrm-in-a-closet]

appliance backstreet boys: you are... my dryer

[syn4k]

[hits side of cd player so that it stops time traveling and gets to the next fucking line dammit]

[x-ca1iber]

wizard backstreet boys: the one… descryer

[1medichan1]

funeral director backstreet boys: bereave, when I say

[nonasuch]

ghost backstreet boys: I haunt it that way

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

back street boys who have been refused service at the bakery: SELL ME PIE

[gwen-rathbone]

backstreet boys who work at a diner where everything is broken but the milkshake machine: AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A LARGE SHAKE

[yourlocaldeadskeleton]

backstreet boys after running over hot coals barefoot: HE HOO HI

[omnybus]

backstreet boys after being asked what they had for lunch: ATE NOTHIN' BUT A FISHCAKE

[rikareena]

backstreet boys as Abrhaham Lincoln: I cannot lie...

backstreet boys staring sadly at sky as rain-clouds roll in: I don't want the sun to go awayyyyy...

[bettinalevyisdetermined]

[h4h4n0tfunny]

Poor Ralph

[thatlonelyshaddow]

Ralph is forever to exist in my lil heart

[coxinyoface]

nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

[sovietsofficial]

Me after consuming nineteen (19) glasses of vacation juice:

[bilsonwradshaw-deactivated20211]

[the-shanpai]

[garaks-padded-bra]

I fucked up

[garaks-padded-bra]

yes, you may think this happened because i left the can in the freezer overnight, only to abruptly awaken to a blast that shook my home,But I am a man of science and am not so easily convinced by such claims. Not when so many other factors were at play. The only logical thing to do is to repeat the conditions of the experiment two more times to ensure reliability and detect outliers. My hypothesis is that this one wont explode

[garaks-padded-bra]

GOOD HEAVENS

[garaks-padded-bra]

I wanted everyone to think im a cool and fun summer guy:(

but obviously i am just a stupid smelly scientist… back to the laboratory i guess..

[garaks-padded-bra]

Perhaps one more try… in the name of scientific integrity…..

[garaks-padded-bra]

GOOD HEAVENS

[teaboot]

Into a fridge of many things, an ice box up above I place a can of monster drink, a tasty treat I love I go to bed and dream my dreams, but wake up with a fright A monster is a creature that goes bump and thump at night

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

once again thinking about the solid snake panty lines tweet

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

genuinely one of the mgs tweets of all time

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

dont let solid snakes panties distract you from solid snakes corset btw

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

cowards. reblog solid snakes panty lines (and corset)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

[thestarsaredown]

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

[holy-muffins]

We’ve made it 5 years folks

[dankmemeuniversity]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Y'all should Google the article, it’s actually pretty neat. Basically, the Aldabra Atoll was once inhabited by the Aldabra Rail, a flightless species of bird that had diverged from the flying White-Throated Rail when a section of the population landed there and found they had no natural predators. However, the Atoll occasionally gets completely submerged, and all of the flightless Aldabra rails were wiped out. But then, after the Atoll re-emerged, a bunch of the EXACT SAME species of flying White Throated Rail decided to settle there again, and immediately proceeded to evolve into flightless birds AGAIN.

[chiyana]

[blessedanimals]

[mossynerd]

[straypupp-deactivated20240703]

[seaweedsaiki]

[parsnipt]

[nongunktional]

[minovskyy]

[vesperaevis]

[aymerictheblue]

[joasakura]

[ltleflrt]

[oleolesimeeligen]

[that-wildwolf]

[ignotussomnium]

[die-erlkonigin6083]

[jinjeriffic]

[background-palindrome]

[acecasinova]

[gingertomcat]

[thatlonelyshaddow]

[supermariomamafucker]

[bogleech]

Looks to me like she got fun with Lapras

[memeuplift]

[blueapplesiren]

The 21st Century ritual of the Earth Sandwich, where in two people on opposite sides of the earth place a piece of bread on the ground, creating a sandwich with the entire planet as its contents. Truly, a beautiful ceremony symbolizing the interconnected nature of the modern world.

[studentlifeproblems]

[thatlonelyshaddow]

[ballwizard]

boys: jacking off

girls: jilling off

non binary : ferching a pail of water

[zerozerozio]

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

[boimann]

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

[bacony-cakes]

please bother me with questions and statements

[unboy]

you motherfuckers better be lifting with your legs and not your back

[petits--oiseaux]

Because I never knew what that really meant until my back already hurt:

[simplyspider]

[caats]

[gayvampyr]

gatito

[ripeteeth]

omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

[ripeteeth]

you're welcome

[ripeteeth]

if you reblog this i am kissing you on the mouth. no that is not negotiable. we are in love now. we are dating. we are planning the wedding. i will be with you on your wedding night

[petapeta]

[10am3pm]

トロッコ問題の解決。

[shrikeicee]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]